Not masturbating has to be the dumbest idea I've ever heard. Men are LITERALLY designed to have sex often as possible. That is why women are born and die with the same amount of eggs and we continually make sperm constantly throughout the day. That shit has to go somewhere bro.
Masturbation - Stop Touching Yourself
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I think many of you are not getting the point of this thread: the problem here is not mastrubating. It's masturbating to online porn.
If you occasionally beat your meat solo in the shower or while thinking of your girlfriend or while looking at a picture of Natalie Portman naked, that's cool and healthy on many levels... BUT if you're fapping to a bunch of overly hung black dudes with nuclear reactor dicks gangbanging a bunch or blondes with huge silicone boobs, you're essentially fucking up with your brain's chemistry and you'll eventually have trouble enjoying real life sex.
If you occasionally beat your meat solo in the shower or while thinking of your girlfriend or while looking at a picture of Natalie Portman naked, that's cool and healthy on many levels... BUT if you're fapping to a bunch of overly hung black dudes with nuclear reactor dicks gangbanging a bunch or blondes with huge silicone boobs, you're essentially fucking up with your brain's chemistry and you'll eventually have trouble enjoying real life sex.
^^^^Dude,
What in the fucking fuck did I just look at? I don't think my cock will recover form this. I am now eternally flaccid and all testosterone has fled my body.
I'm sending my therapy bills to you, please forward your PayPal email ASAP!
What in the fucking fuck did I just look at? I don't think my cock will recover form this. I am now eternally flaccid and all testosterone has fled my body.
I'm sending my therapy bills to you, please forward your PayPal email ASAP!
I think the legs/feet are by far the most terrifying part.
I didn't know that episode of Family Guy was based on a real condition.
