Thanks, counselor. Wire fraud is Federal. It's not some local ADA handling it. The bar is higher and takes a lot longer.
No problem, smart ass. You're a smart guy and appear to know a lot about finance and investing and all that - much respect where it's due. But you're fucking wrong, so just deal with it. No law enforcement agency (yes, that includes federal) is going to wait to see if there are civil procedings before deciding whether to file criminal charges in every case. Or in most cases for that matter. If they think there is a crime they'll investigate and file charges if they have enough evidence to. Period.