Man gets penis glued to himself by some angry bitches.



I heard about this like a month ago. Shit is funny.

The 37-year-old man, who is in custody on charges in an unrelated case, <-- I think it is for some child molestation or something

The man, who has a criminal record in Wisconsin dating back to 1998, is in custody on unrelated charges of child abuse, theft and harassment.
 
Not sure why these gym teachers glued the only penis that would go near them. From their mugshots they look like they play for the other team.
 
Wow, looks like a group of 4 winners right there.

3 trollops with a glue stick, and a kid-toucher with a glued-stick.

May I present: the buyers of your berries and google-kitz ladies and gents.
 
Judging by the looks of those women, that was the first man they have probably been with in years and they didnt want to lose him. It looks like they got in a fight over who would get to stick it in them (literally), and they accidentally let the glue dry.

That guy got lucky to get out of that one!