What a crap way to go. Dies of a heart attack at age 28 while fucking under the influence of dick-up, doesn't even get to enjoy bragging about it or collect on the bet. LOSER.
Great way to go would have been fucking like a horse with the same 2 chicks at the age of 90, all natural no peckerupper needed, having put the betmoney in a trust up front and webcaming the whole thing live. Now THAT would have been epic.