Man Abruptly Jumps To Death: Why?
- Thread starter productionhead
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Many men have probably considered that option at some point while at the mall with their wife or girlfriend...
Option 1) Stop shopping and go home.
Option 2) Commit suicide.
This guy clearly has some superhuman problem-solving skills. What a great decision he made!
Option 2) Commit suicide.
This guy clearly has some superhuman problem-solving skills. What a great decision he made!
although, with option 1, she would eventually show up at home and ask to go shopping the following day, leading again to the same 2 options
option 4 : leave that bitch there, go home, put her shit on the curb with a big fucking red bow and change the locks. Merry Christmas honey!
Hahahahahaha!
Lets see ... this guy really only had a few options...
1. Commit suicide by dramatically throwing his self off a balcony in front of this bitch thus making her feel guilty for the rest of her life. (still laughing about this shit)
2. Deal with this bitch for the rest of your god damn life.
(for reals? fuuuuck!)
3. Try and find another woman in a country where women are in high demand because of their scarcity (Chinese birthrate is 1.20 men to every 1 woman). And hope she's not a total souless cunt either.
3. Go gay. (Have you seen the size of Chinese dicks? Booooring!)
Fuck it, I'd jump too.
Lets see ... this guy really only had a few options...
1. Commit suicide by dramatically throwing his self off a balcony in front of this bitch thus making her feel guilty for the rest of her life. (still laughing about this shit)
2. Deal with this bitch for the rest of your god damn life.
(for reals? fuuuuck!)
3. Try and find another woman in a country where women are in high demand because of their scarcity (Chinese birthrate is 1.20 men to every 1 woman). And hope she's not a total souless cunt either.
3. Go gay. (Have you seen the size of Chinese dicks? Booooring!)
Fuck it, I'd jump too.
