Farmer walks in to a lawyers office and says: "I wanna get me one of them there dayvorces."
Lawyers says: "OK, on what grounds."
Farmer: "Huh? Whaddya mean grounds."
Lawyer: "Ummm, I mean...do you have a case?"
Farmer: "No, I gots me a John Deere."
Lawyer: "Lol, no I mean...why are you getting a divorce? Do you have a grudge?"
Farmer: "Oh...oh yeah -- that's where I keeps my John Deere!"
Lawyer: "No, no...you don't know what I mean...was she a nagger?"
Farmer: "No (surprised look on his face) but god dammit, my last son was and sews my farmhand...that's why I want me a dayvorce!!!"
*Kind of a hick joke, but most of you should get it.
Lawyers says: "OK, on what grounds."
Farmer: "Huh? Whaddya mean grounds."
Lawyer: "Ummm, I mean...do you have a case?"
Farmer: "No, I gots me a John Deere."
Lawyer: "Lol, no I mean...why are you getting a divorce? Do you have a grudge?"
Farmer: "Oh...oh yeah -- that's where I keeps my John Deere!"
Lawyer: "No, no...you don't know what I mean...was she a nagger?"
Farmer: "No (surprised look on his face) but god dammit, my last son was and sews my farmhand...that's why I want me a dayvorce!!!"
*Kind of a hick joke, but most of you should get it.
DDDDDDD I mean the photoshopped image. Living in a city with lots-a-niggas it's quite not intelligent to use the word.
