Look At This Fucking Idiot!!!

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Jon is going to drive more traffic to this moron then he will ever get on his own with this thread.

You guys want to know the secret? This 17 year old has uncovered the holy grail for you and he stored it in his ass.

Please, please get this book and place it in the free section immediatlley!
 
seofornoobs.com/seofornoobs_preview.pdf

5 page preview of his ebook. Somebody find the whole thing, it's too goddam funny.

Today's favorite word is "e-book"! This kid must have failed "filler content 101" because he uses the word "e-book" over and over and over and over again.. But those keyword research skills.. top notch buddy... oh and giving a Step 1 link for "The Secret" is wonderful. You can tell that this kid definitely watched that one too many times and actually fooled himself into believing that because he wishes upon a star every night before getting tucked in to bed, that he will become an SEO and internet marketing guru with his well awesome put together site and video... hahahahahahaha!! Pleeeease someone make it stop, I am having too much fun with this.
 
You should contact him like, "I took a look at your e-book and it's actually some good quality shit. I've unbanned you and started a thread about your e-book."

Then link him to it and let all of WF tell him how incredibly 'capped he is - handi style. Then re-ban him after we've all had our fun.

If WickedFire had a Make-A-Wish Foundation, this would be one of my many.
 
It ought the by SEO for KNOBS. Someone ought to send him a phalic hat so he can wear it. Better yet someone ought to make a parody of it and put it up!.
 
I did a little searching and see that he's giving away copies on it on the Warrior Forum in exchange for testimonials.

Stupid fucker can't even give it away because I see no testimonials! LOL! Surprises me actually, those retards over at Warrior usually fall over themselves over stupid ebooks.
 
Here is the thing though that we all need to keep in mind. We are all talking about it and once someone puts him up on utube he is going to get traffic and make cash. Hmmm maybe there is something to his foolsihness.
 
The running onto the screen and fast talking like he didn't just run onto the screen is too much to handle.

At first I thought it was tom green about to do something crazy.

lol@ his ebook cover for having that faggoty pose!

hahaha I LOVE IT!
 
This guy is my new hero.

From what I have found on the web, Matt Canei is just an 18 year old college student.

He is trying desparatly to raise money to help his terminally ill Mother financially. His Mother has breast cancer that has given her secondary cancers on various places throughout her body. Cancer story here

He may not be as professional as you guys, buy his is trying he best.

Give the kid a break, he has enough shit to deal with in the world at the moment, without a WF hate campaign.

This guy is my new hero!
 
I remember reporting him a few days ago lol...

Jon, but the ebook and put it in the free section please :D
 
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