LMFAO!

ROFLMAO....

idk whats funnier, the "yo, get me something to drink, yeah"

Or

The Falcon punch.... That shit is crazy...
 


That was crazy.

I would have lept out of that fucking chair and tackled her to the floor long before she got near the ps3.
 
turn your nuts back in to the proper authorities you cunt packing feminist beta

HarveyJ said:
Whilst destroying the PS3 was definitely a dumb thing to do, you guys can't seriously be thinking she just decided that after a day or two of not getting 100% attention she snapped and went at it with a hammer for no reason...

She says he's been on the couch for a few months, not coming to bed and giving her some attention and expecting her to do shit for him in the middle of the night.
I've actually been in this exact situation before, although the missus didn't bust up my comp, and I actually had a job to pay for shit with... Although she did sell my SNES T_T

The logical response would have been something more along the lines of "Hey baby? You know all the shit I've been paying for lately? I need you to pay for some shit now too because my credit card is maxed out from keeping your ass off the street. You've got 7 days."
Then he either gets a job, or after 7 days, she sells his shit.
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tangy said:
turn your nuts back in to the proper authorities you cunt packing feminist beta
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Cunt packing feminist beta here has a stable ages long relationship with a bisexual chicka that likes to bring "friends" home every few months, doesn't get on my nuts about toking or drinking, and doesn't have issues with me going out with mates on my own.
She also likes to cook, drink beer and watch anime.

Other than the fact she's not jailbait (although she'd probably bring some home if I asked nicely enough), I think my nuts were a fair trade off ;)
 
Funny thing (Sad, really) is how he neglects her like that.

Don't get me wrong, I love my video games and my PC and my alone time, but I also love my wife.

So even if 1 or 2 days of gaming enter occasionally, a few months?
So much better shit to do when you have a girl.

Reminds me of a friend of mine (school days). We all had Amigas and were gaming our eyes out. I visited him one day and he was sitting on his computer, gaming.
Hi girlfriend was sitting on the bed (same room) complaining LOUDLY about the lack of sex, stopping just short of walking out with me.

I looked at him and said "Man, you have a woman begging you for sex sitting RIGHT HERE!" She just goes "YES!"

He didn't even flinch.

Relationship didn't last long after that.

::emp::
 
emp said:
Funny thing (Sad, really) is how he neglects her like that.

Don't get me wrong, I love my video games and my PC and my alone time, but I also love my wife.

So even if 1 or 2 days of gaming enter occasionally, a few months?
So much better shit to do when you have a girl.

Reminds me of a friend of mine (school days). We all had Amigas and were gaming our eyes out. I visited him one day and he was sitting on his computer, gaming.
Hi girlfriend was sitting on the bed (same room) complaining LOUDLY about the lack of sex, stopping just short of walking out with me.

I looked at him and said "Man, you have a woman begging you for sex sitting RIGHT HERE!" She just goes "YES!"

He didn't even flinch.

Relationship didn't last long after that.

::emp::
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later it was found out that he had a preference for a different joystick
 
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stop, yo!
 
WHAT THE FUCK!

The guy's a chill guy like a villain and scratching his balls whilst playin' the PS3 and the cunt breaks with her smash of fury! God damn crazy Asian chick.
 
HarveyJ said:
Cunt packing feminist beta here has a stable ages long relationship with a bisexual chicka that likes to bring "friends" home every few months, doesn't get on my nuts about toking or drinking, and doesn't have issues with me going out with mates on my own.
She also likes to cook, drink beer and watch anime.

Other than the fact she's not jailbait (although she'd probably bring some home if I asked nicely enough), I think my nuts were a fair trade off ;)
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1) If she is willing to fuck other chicks in front of you, what is she willing to do behind your back?
2) Only trashy girls drink beer. No exceptions. Your girl is trash.
3) You would let a woman have a problem with you going out with friends?
4) Anime is for kiddies and ugly chicks.
5) Trashy ugly chicks ftl.

emp said:
Funny thing (Sad, really) is how he neglects her like that.

Don't get me wrong, I love my video games and my PC and my alone time, but I also love my wife.

So even if 1 or 2 days of gaming enter occasionally, a few months?
So much better shit to do when you have a girl.

Reminds me of a friend of mine (school days). We all had Amigas and were gaming our eyes out. I visited him one day and he was sitting on his computer, gaming.
Hi girlfriend was sitting on the bed (same room) complaining LOUDLY about the lack of sex, stopping just short of walking out with me.

I looked at him and said "Man, you have a woman begging you for sex sitting RIGHT HERE!" She just goes "YES!"

He didn't even flinch.

Relationship didn't last long after that.

::emp::
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Maybe, just maybe, your friend realized she needed to fuck off and stop invading his space. I decide when and how often I want to fuck. If she wants it more often then she can piss off, no need for more than twice a day.
 
Epic reading comprehension FTW.

She was complaining to me about the lack of sex. That was "weeks" not "hours".

::emp::
 
lol .. i love how he asked her for a drink when she walked in ... classic

50 years ago that bitch would be dead
 
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