Learn how to sell a 75 year old stove and learn to sell anything.. Part 1

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In one way or another everyone here is a salesman. Maybe you push affiliate products, maybe you push your own products, maybe you sell a service. No matter which it is in order to make that paper there has to be some salesmanship involved.

What I've quoted below, and be prepared because it's long, was written by David Ogilvy for the AGA Cooker when he was a door-to-door salesman. He wrote it in 1935, about 15 years before he started what would become Ogilvy & Mather. That company, led by Ogilvy would go on to revolutionize the direct advertising and broadcast advertising industries.

In the 1960's Fortune Magazine called what I've pasted below "the finest sales manual ever written". I can't say this still holds true because I haven't read every sales manual ever written. What I can say is that it's filled with everything you need to know to make the sale, answer customer questions and defend your pricing model when the complaints that you're too expensive roll in and they eventually will roll in if you're charging what you or your product are worth.

Read at your leisure, or don't. But if you think you're a salesman and are unable to take anything away from this, you may want to go back to that data entry job you quit so you could make monies on the internet.

Like I said, it's long, like 12 pages long. But since I can't link out yet and since the pdf is too big to upload here, I pasted it in. Also you should read every other book written by this mofo because he knows his shit, well he did before he died anyway. Specifically check out "Ogilvy on Advertising" and "Confessions of an Ad Man"

/Good deed for today.

THE THEORY AND PRACTICE OF
SELLING THE AGA COOKER

1935 : New Standard AGA
2012 : AGA Total Control

In 1935 AGA launched the New Standard AGA aimed at expanding in the fledgling
AGA UK market with a British developed and made variation to the original
Swedish designed AGA cooker.

David Ogilvy, a rising star in the sales and marketing team produced a sales
manual to go with the launch. Fifty years later Fortune magazine still considered
it the best sales manual ever written. He also produced a comprehensive
marketing strategy for the launch - a precedent document in our archive,
most useful in preparing the Total Control launch.

A protégé of the Chief Executive of the parent company of AGA, Allied
Ironfounders, he worked on the Group account when he took forays into
advertising with his brother’s firm, Mather & Crowther, later Ogilvy & Mather.
David Ogilvy emigrated to the USA in 1938 and became the King of Madison
Avenue and the inspiration for the ‘Mad Men’ TV Series.

As AGA launches a new generation of products with AGA Total Control, the
excitement is the same that the product is relevant to the lifestyles of consumers
and many of the themes raised remain at the heart of the story of
AGA Marvel.

Toronto

January 2012

FOREWORD

In Great Britain, there are twelve million households. One million of these own motorcars. Only ten
thousand own AGA cookers. No household which can afford a motorcar can afford to be without
an AGA…….

There are certain universal rules. Dress quietly and shave well. Do not wear a bowler hat. Go to the
back door (most salesmen go to the front door, a manoeuvre always resented by maid and mistress
alike)…. Tell the person who opens the door frankly and briefly what you have come for; it will get
her on your side. Never on any account get in on false pretences.

Study the best time of day for calling; between twelve and two pm you will not be welcome, whereas
a call at an unorthodox time of day - after supper in the summer for instance - will often
succeed……In general, study the methods of your competitors and do the exact opposite.
Find out all you can about your prospects before you call on them; their general living conditions,
wealth, profession, hobbies, friends and so on. Every hour spent in this kind of research will help
you and impress your prospect…..

The worst fault a salesman can commit is to be a bore…… Pretend to be vastly interested in any
subject the prospects shows an interest in.

The more she talks the better, and if you can make her laugh you are several points up…….
Perhaps the most important thing of all is to avoid standardisation in your sales talk. If you find yourself
one fine day saying the same things to a bishop and a trapezist, you are done for.

When the prospect tries to bring the interview to a close, go gracefully. It can only hurt you to be
kicked out….

The more prospects you talk to, the more sales you expose yourself to, the more orders you will get.
But never mistake a quantity of calls for quality of salesmanship.

Quality of salesmanship involves energy, time and knowledge of the product… We may analyse it
under two main headings, ATTACK and DEFENCE……

ATTACK

1. General Statement

Most people have heard something about the AGA cooker. They vaguely believe it to involve some
new method of cooking. They may have heard that it works on the principle of “heat storage”. Heat
storage is the oldest known form of cooking. Aborigines bake their hedgehogs in the ashes of a
dying fire….. Having got some preliminary remarks… off your chest, find out as quickly as possible
which of the particular sales arguments that follow is most likely to appeal to your audience, and
give that argument appropriate emphasis. Stockbrokers will appreciate No.2. Doctors will understand
No. 9. Cooks will be won over with No. 5. Only on rare occasions will you have the opportunity of
getting through all twelve arguments.

2. Economy

The AGA is the only cooker in the world with a guaranteed maximum fuel consumption. It is
guaranteed to burn less than £4 worth of fuel a year….. Stress the fact that no cook can make her
AGA burn more fuel than this, however stupid, extravagant or careless she may be, or however much
she may cook. If more fuel is consumed, it is being stolen, and the police should be called
in immediately….
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3. Always Ready

You cannot surprise an AGA. It is always on its toes, ready for immediate use at any time of the day
or night. It is difficult for a cook or housewife who has not known an AGA to realise exactly what this
will mean to her. Tell her she can come down in the middle of the night and roast a goose, or even
refill her hot water bottle….. Hot breakfast may be given to the wretched visitor who has to start
back to London at zero hour on Monday morning.

4. Cleanliness

Which may be coupled with beauty, is a virtue sometimes better appreciated by the prospect than
by the salesman. The woman who does the work in a house spends more time on cleaning than on
anything else…..

The AGA is innately clean…. Ladies can cook a dinner on the AGA in evening dress. Doctors will
agree that it is so clean that it would not look out of place in the sterilising room of an
operating theatre…..

An occasional flowery phase is called for to allow your enthusiasm full scope in describing the beauty
and cleanliness of the AGA. Think some up and produce them extempore.

5. Cookery

It is hopeless to try and sell a single AGA unless you know something about cookery and appear to
know more than you actually do. It is not simply a question of knowing which part of the AGA bakes
and which simmers. You must be able to talk to cooks and housewives on their
own ground…..

AGA grilling should be featured, particularly to men, who are almost always interested in this if in no
other method of cooking; it is the only culinary operation they ever see and understand…..
The Roasting Oven. Learn to recognise vegetarians on sight. It is painful indeed to gush over
roasting and grilling to a drooping face which has not enjoyed the pleasure of a beefsteak for
several years.

Before you open the top oven door, either actually or by description, forestall the inevitable
observation that “it looks very small”. It is an optical illusion… Demonstrate with exaggerated
groping how far back the oven goes…

Baking interests most women more than roasting. Without beating about the bush, tell the prospect
that pastry baking, bread baking and cake baking are star turns…. Most women are subject to
baking fits, and the ability to give this idiosyncracy full rein may be enlarged upon at
some length….

Casseroles and stews – luxuries where the gas or electricity bill has to be remembered – become the
master passion of the AGA cook. Stock, ham, and porridge cook all night long and lose their terrors
for the dyspeptic. Cure the world of stomach ache and heartburn – what a mission!…..

6. Appeal to Cooks

If there is a cook in the house, she is bound to have the casting vote over the new cookers.
Butter her up. Never go above her head. Before the sale and afterwards as a user a cook can be
your bitterest enemy or your best friend; she can poison a whole district or act as your secret
representative. The AGA will mean for her an extra hour in bed, and a kitchen as clean as a
drawing room….

7. Appeal to Men

When selling to men who employ a staff or whose wives do their cooking, make a discreet appeal
to their human instincts. The AGA takes the slavery out of kitchen work. It does not cook the cook.
It civilises life in the kitchen. It can be to women what the motor car is to men. And compare the
prices! If you can work on this appeal to a man’s better nature and combine it with an appeal to his
pocket and his belly, you cannot fail to secure an order.

8. Appeal to Special Classes

Children can be given the run of the AGA kitchen for making toffee and so on. There is no danger
of burning, electric shocks, gassing or explosion. The blind will like to hear that Dr. Dalen is himself
blind. Cooks will like to hear that Ambrose Heath himself uses an AGA. Doctors will admire your
perspicacity if you tell them that….. if a case keeps them long after the normal hour for dinner they
will get an unspoilt meal on their return to an AGA house…..

There is no end to the special appeal AGA has for every conceivable class and profession.
Think it out.

9. Kitchen Warming and Air Conditioning

The AGA warms an average sized kitchen even in the depths of winter, acting like a radiator for
approximately 37 feet square surface area, at a constant temperature of about 90 degrees
Fahrenheit. A little heat goes a long way if is constant…

10. Summary of Miscellaneous Economies

The AGA means fuel saving, staff reduction, reduced expenditure on cleaning materials, reduction of
meat shrinkage and food wastage, abolition of chimney-sweeps; painting and redecorating is unheard
of; electric irons and their antics are unnecessary; raids on registry offices for new servants become a
thing of the past; the house can be let or sold at any time on its kitchen; bilious attacks and doctor’s
bills are halved; restaurants are seldom visited, and, as the French say: “The AGA owner eats best
at home.”

11. Wise-Cracking

The longer you talk to a prospect, the better, and you will not do this if you are a bore. Pepper
your talk with anecdotes and jokes. Accumulate a repertoire of illustration. Above all, laugh till you
cry every time the prospect makes the joke about the AGA Khan. A deadly serious demonstration is
bound to fail. If you can’t make a lady laugh, you certainly cannot make her buy.
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And Finally....Part 3 /End

The final part of maybe the greatest sales manual ever written. Hopefully you've enjoyed it. But more importantly hopefully you've learned something from one of the great advertising minds in the history of mankind.

DEFENCE

1. General Advice

The ideal to aim at is to make your attack so thorough that the enemy is incapable of
counterattack…. In practice, however, you must always be faced sooner or later with questions and
objections, which may indeed be taken as a sign that the prospect’s brain is in working order, and
that she is conscientiously considering the AGA as a practical proposition
for herself. Some salesmen expound their subject academically, so that at the end the prospect feels
no more inclination to buy the AGA than she would to buy the planet Jupiter after a broadcast from
the Astronomer Royal. A talkative prospective is a good thing.

2. Detailed objection

“It is too big for my kitchen?”

Boloney always. It only looks big because it does not, like gas stoves, stand on legs. Make the
objection a pretext for going into the kitchen to measure, and continue the conversation there….
Continue: There is no danger of getting burned with an AGA, so that it is possible to go right up to
it. You have to give a range a very wide berth…..

“Can the AGA give off unpleasant fumes?”

The flue construction makes this quite impossible; a striking manifestation of the inventor’s genius.

“Can the AGA make toast?”

Extremely well…. To the prospect who has positive information that her neighbour’s AGA makes
toast like white tiles, admit that the old AGA was rather weak in this regard; the present cooker is so
fast that it roasts diabolically well.

“Does the smell of food cooking on the AGA penetrate all over the house?”

Nothing so impolite. The ovens ventilate direct into the flue so that all cooking smells are dispersed
up the chimney. How different from ordinary ovens, which irresponsibly discharge their perfume into
the kitchen.

Continue: Kitchen conditions are improved….

“My cooker must heat the bath water as well.”

Explain that, as somebody with experience of heating engineering, you would strongly advise one
heat unit for cooking and another separate unit for hot water; to combine the two units result
inevitably in outrageous fuel consumption, and that kind of Victorian inefficiency which means hot
bath and cold oven, or hot oven and cold bath.

Continue: The AGA is called a “cooker”. And, by heaven, that is what it is” Off you go again on the
cooking advantages.

“I have heard of somebody who is dissatisfied.”

Probably at second hand. These malicious reports are spread by jealous people who have not got
an AGA. Express grave concern and try to find out the name and address so that you can rush away
then and there to put matters right. In this way you will give the prospect a foretaste of
willing service.

Continue: Do you know so-and so, who has just put in an AGA?

Go on mentioning all the satisfied owners in the district until you find someone whose name is
familiar to the prospect.

3. Competitors

Try and avoid being drawn into discussing competitive makes of cooker, as it introduces a negative
and defensive atmosphere. On no account sling mud – it can carry very little weight, coming from
you, and it will make the prospect distrust your integrity and dislike you.

The best way to tackle the problem is to find out all you possibly can about the merits, faults and
sales arguments of competitors, and then keep quiet about them. Profound knowledge of other
cookers will help you put your positive case for AGA more convincingly….

4. Price Defence

It pays to approach this subject off your own bat and in your own time… But sooner or later a
prospect will ask you the price before you are ready. The way you reply is the supreme test of your
salesmanship. Your voice, your manner, your expression, even your smell, must be controlled and
directed to soften the blow…..

The way you continue the conversation after announcing the price is of great importance. It is no
use fatuously remarking that it is “not really expensive.” You must be specific, definite and factual.
The prospect is not interested in your personal opinion as to what is or is not expensive for her.
The following suggestions will give you an indication of the kind of way to cope with the reactions of
different prospects to the price announcement:-

“It is too much money for me.”

A famous surgeon once asked by a friend how much he had charged a very poor patient for removing
his appendix. “A hundred pounds,” the surgeon replied. “But how much had he?” asked his friend. “A
hundred pounds,” replied the surgeon. Most AGA prospects have got £47 10s.
If you can’t get it someone else will.

“Our household is too small for an AGA to pay us.”

Some of the advantages are really heaven-sent in a small house. The AGA is a great boon to the
“owner-cook.” It is in fact, her maid.

Continue: “AGA installed” not only makes it easy to get a cook but may fairly be said to put the
value of the house in an entirely different class.

“The price will come down.”

If you wait a year, and even if the price did come down (which it won’t), you will still be out of pocket
by another year’s fuel consumption.

Continue: The AGA will never be mass-produced; like a Rolls-Royce it is too good for mass
production. If you could buy a Rolls which was so economical in fuel that it did 2,000 miles to a
gallon of petrol, what would you be willing to pay for such a car? The analogy is a close one.

“In these hard times one must be careful of heavy capital outlay”

Yes, but in these low-interest bearing times you will not find many safe investments to pay a dividend
as big as the dividend represented by the AGA fuel saving.

“We’re getting old. It would not pay us.”

Don’t forget that the AGA increases expectation of life.

People come to live life more and more in the house as they grow old. A house which is smoothly
run means everything to old people, and food comes to pay an increasingly important part in their
lives as death approaches. And what an heirloom!

Continue: The AGA promotes digestion…..
David Ogilvy concludes:

“The good salesman combines the tenacity of a
bulldog with the manners of a spaniel. If you have
any charm, ooze it.”
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who the fuck TLDR's David Ogily on a fucking marketing forum? are you guys THAT clueless?


OP, if you can put the pdf on sendspace, mediafire or something, I'd appreciate a copy.
 
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