Killer Swan Blamed for Man's Drowning

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An angry swan is being blamed for knocking a man out of his kayak in a Chicago pond and then continuing to attack until the man drowned.
Anthony Hensley, 37, used the swans to keep geese away from properties and was in a kayak checking on the animals Sunday morning when one of the swans swam at him, causing him to fall out of his kayak into the water.
The swan reportedly continued to chase Hensley after he fell into the water, and by the time rescuers arrived he had drowned, The Chicago Sun Times reports.

Investigators believe Hensley had traveled too close to the swan or swan’s nesting area, prompting the attack. Family and friends are puzzled.
“Maybe he didn’t fight back enough when the swan attacked him,” said father-in-law George Koutsogiannis. “Maybe he didn’t want to hurt the animal. I can’t understand how this was possible.”

A memorial fund has been established in Hensley’s name, who was a married father of two. Donations can be sent to Amy Hensley, c/o Steuerle Funeral Home, 350 S. Ardmore Ave. Villa Park, IL 60181. By Ben Waldron


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Ya those swans are scary fuckers, I got bitten by one when I was a kid, but that probably happened because I was poking it with a stick.
 
What an embarrassing way to die.

Not even. Swans get fucking huge, and because of their shape (and especially if you're in a boat) can't really fight back.

Swans are bad ass. Case in point:

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Tell me that wouldn't scare the shit out of you?
 
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HInEgFk22WQ]Curb Your Enthusiasm - Swan Kill - YouTube[/ame]
 
Geese and swans are pests I hate them. They're violent and pretty much good for nothing (eating excluded). I use to have some that would get into my back yard and the neighbors would get pissed when I'd throw rocks at or kick the crap out them. They were the "neighborhood pets". I wanted to eat one, but my mom wouldn't let me kill any of them.
 
It wouldn't scare me. You fucking queers ought to wear a skirt in public if you're such pussies. I'd be having some nice swan stew that evening - after I fucked it's ass.