Just tipped my server $5 on an $11 bill

But make sure to give her kid a bear with a cam in the eyes before you do it so you can get a video to use against her with the judge later for a counter restraining order when she tries to come at you for future sex. She will obviously be chatting you up to her friends on the phone.

You don't need clingers.

QFT that just kinda goes without saying
 


that happaned to me last week. I was at a ruby tuesdays and I got steak with iced tea at the bar. the bartender was so nice always talking to me and kept on refilling my drinks. Bill was 17$ i tipped her a 10. I guess thats how they get you.