If you go to college, go there to learn something that can't be learned anywhere else (engineering, law, brain surgery etc) but if you're just going for the "experience" then you can just replicate it and do your own thing:
1. Stay friends with your high school buddies so they invite you to the parties, get a fake ID or pay somebody who is 21 to buy you beer and just always show up to college parties with a few kegs. You'll be the fucking man.
2. While at those parties, hit up every girl you come across and get her phone/facebook/myspace/whatever and start "networking". Let em know that you read ppc.bz and I promise you the panties will drop. If you have no skills with the ladies, then hit up
RSD nation and up your game.
3. Join
toastmasters international, it's probably the easiest way to meet everybody from future politicians, ex world leaders, high level executives, CEO's, charity foundations, and cool people in general. And when election season rolls around find out who's running and pay the $2,300 or whatever the donation limit is to go to their "private fundraising dinners". These dinners have everybody you would probably want to meet, athletes, business owners, CEO's, media personalities, and wealthy people in general. Show up with a hot chick from a nearby campus and I promise you that you'll have no problem networking with anyone there, no matter what they're status is and if you get into any legal trouble you'll have some hookups
4.
Start racking up a shitload of bonus miles by buying gold/silver from the US mint and then resell them on ebay for a slight profit in order to pay off the credit card bill. You'll build good credit
really fast and easily get unlimited airline miles anytime you want. Once you build up some miles, start traveling around the world and experience some new cultures, since your an affiliate marketer it will be easy to work from just about anywhere that has wifi.
5. When it comes time to party, use your airline miles to buy you and a few of your buddies some tickets to Vegas every other month.
Stay at the MGM skylofts for $400 per night, they'll send a hot chick in a Maybach 62 to pick you up from the airport and give you a personal butler. The rooms are the shit and you can easily fit 50 people even in the smallest/cheapest rooms and they'll even put you on that "city wide VIP list" travel agents always try to upsell so you'll get into all of the hottest clubs/bars/lounges/restaurants without effort. If Vegas and hot chicks doesn't beat the "college experience" then checkout
NSO Entertainment, for a couple grand these guys can get you into anything from the Oscars, the after parties, backstage passes, and even set it up so you can meet Oprah and ask her about the berries.