Is this for REAL? Alexa Rank 9?

[nickycakes]

hmmm currently i'm working with my client now... so i cant update yet for now..

i feel bad for the poor schmuck who hired this moron

 

[joshmv]

Holy Shit, xenthur, when you get done making your millions, please pm me, I'd like to make a hhhhhyyyyyyyuuuuuuggggggeeeee offer for that blog, which is hosted by blogger, which is also the #9 alexa rank, but I'm sure it's just a coincidence.

 

[pocketrockets]

hmmm currently i'm working with my client now... so i cant update yet for now..

You have clients? scary.

 

[HarveyJ]

Just on a side note, I get the feeling his clients are NOT there for his SEO prowess... I'm thinking he may be an accountant... or a drummer in a thrash metal band... It's that level of general internet knowledge y'know?

 

[finspin]

I love the comment:

Originally Posted by ghostop
whose alexa?.. >.<

The answer is even better:

freeby.ria said...Alexa is not a person ghostop, it is actually a very powerful tool used to rank web site traffic. It doesn't sound familiar, I know, if you are not in the SEO world.

Expressions like "it is actually a very powerful tool" and "if you are not in the SEO world" just crack me up

 

[Swifty]

 

[smaxor]

must be a slow day on wf 30 repsonses to a spam post.

 

[barman]

^ I nominate this as Post of the Year.

Edit: Fuck you Smaxor. Anyways, my arrow is pointing to the gif of the dude jumping off the building

 

[-Matt-]

HAI EVERYONE!! I JIST MAKED A YOUTUBE VIDEO OF ME N UR MOM THREE DAYS AGO AND NOW IT HAS A ALEXA RAINCKING OF 3!!!

@OP: If you honestly thought that your 5 post blog with 5 subscribers and 0 pagerank had a better alexa ranking than eBay, then you are one of the stupidest people I have ever seen. Seriously. I pray this was some sort of joke you let get out of hand.

 

[alexb]

Holy shit guys.

I just checked a couple of my old blogspot blogs, and even though I haven't updated them in almost a year, THEY'RE ALEXA RANK 9 TOO!!!

FUCK YEAH.

 

[catman]

I second this for post of the year:bowdown:

 

[-Bill-]

Ever see one of those, "You wouldn't make it in the NFL" Commercials?

You wouldn't make it in internet marketing.

 

[elime]

Oh my, this is priceless, isn't it.

 

[AdHustler]

you made me a gazillionaire

 

[SniperRyan]

ill drop by if i have free time..:banana_sml:

Please do not.

 

[CPAEJonathan]

You have clients? scary.

he is "professional SEO guy" whom "make lots of monies."

 

[ZeroOne]

Please don't impregnate any women and pass on your great genes or AM will become too competitive. kthx

 

[mattonitto]

yap... i feel like posting more and more already right now...

hmmm currently i'm working with my client now... so i cant update yet for now..

Holy Shit!!!....Xenthur?!?!?

I remember when you invented Alexa back in the early days of Eat Shit.

Man those were some crazy times...You weren't quite a girl, but still not yet a woman.

And all the mean while I was beating up your mom's pussy with:

 

[joshmv]

From his lack of posting, I'm guessing he's either lounging on the beach being served a daiquiri, or he found out that he may in fact have to do a little leg work to reach that coveted #9 position on Alexa.

 

[sa007]

lmao that's overall blogspot rank.