step 1) buy a big huge bag of coke. i'm talking several rocks the size of softballs, and some filler, you're gonna need to sprinkle it in the air.
step 2) familiarize yourself with the bottom half of the equation in this little manouver right here; maybe practice with some friends
Urban Dictionary: Peruvian Volcano said:
Two cohorts, the inhalant and the flatulator, arrange themselves thusly:
+ The flatulator lies, belly down, with his butt cheeks spread.
+ The inhalant sprinkles a finely-fluffed dusting of cocaine around the flatulator's anus. You can fluff cocaine by microwaving it for 20-30 seconds per gram.
+ The inhalant gets his face really, really close to the butt hole.
At this point, the flatulator earns his namesake, causing a gas expulsion from his rectum. This gaseous outburst, much like a volcano, projects dust into the air. It is then the inhalants goal to breathe in as much cocaine-fart as possible.
Hello friends, you seem like the kind of people who like to fart and do cocaine! Can I interest you in taking a Peruvian Volcano?
step 3) get a baller landing pad for your wrist. don't just get one of them, get ten, you'll see why in a minute.
step 4) push unrelated offers on facebook until you spending 10k/day and then get yourself an account rep. 10k/day and the rep takes you seriously.
step 5) dress up in a UPS outfit. eat a bean burrito for lunch today.
step 6) "package for ___rep_name_here___, he needs to sign for it"
step 7) give him a box with 10 watches in it, addressed from you, "oh my god that guy sent me watches holy crap", then you do dramatic gopher look -- "NO! I SENT YOU WATCHES", strip naked (you got the stripper UPS costume right?), shake your little tooshie, then apply the cocaine. right about now, taco bell should be making you fart. the rest is history, or will be soon.
you have pleased the facebook gods. tell him about your plans and ambitions, share your hopes and dreams. your accounts will stay alive for 2-3 weeks.
