2 more articles should do the trick. Copy and paste two popular articles from ezinearticles and you'll probably need a new dedicated server to handle the increase in traffic.
Next month you'll be posting here which used luxury car you should buy for $45,000
Successful trolling brings lulz -- pleasure at the expense of others. By participating in flamewars with a troll they become your puppetmaster, manipulating your emotions for their own enjoyment.
Wikipedia has an overview of research behind the human motivation to troll & acquire lulz.
If you respond to a troll, you are said to be feeding the troll. You’ve got better things to do than feed trolls… so keep your coolface on.
Y'all are cold if this dude is sincere in his question. If you have designed a good site with good targeted content appropriate traffic will find it. If you're not getting traffic you probably didn't do that.