Introducing Wickedfire's Newest Member: CEO SAM !

Does it looks like fantasy or what? Everything is real here. When one is blessed to have a 6 pages introduction thread you'd better sit down and listen carefully, you don't want to miss anything.

aint no body got timefor that!
 


I have to applaud SEO Sam for being one of the sharpest individuals I have personally met. I was trying to pull a quick one on him by trading him my R8 for his Camry but he rightfully declined. No wonder I don't make $43k a month.

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I have to applaud SEO Sam for being one of the sharpest individuals I have personally met. I was trying to pull a quick one on him by trading him my R8 for his Camry but he rightfully declined. No wonder I don't make $43k a month.

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checkmate mate, sorry it didn't workout for ya. better luck next time :pimp:
 
Awww fuck! If you can't beat em', join em'.

Sam, do you prefer blondes?
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Or Brunettes?
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Or do you only go for prime time Black ass?
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Have you ever had some juicy Brazilian Butt?
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Or are you in fact, a tit man?
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Do you like white ass and pussy, and if so, do you like it smooth?
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Do you like your women to fit, with tight asses?
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Or do you prefer them to have more junk in their trunk?
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Do you prefer your women to wear tight, short denim shorts?
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Dresses or skirts?
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Or swimwear?
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Do you like women with a sweet tooth?
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Do you make sure that your women keep themselves clean at all times?
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And finallly - Last question: Is this your girlfriend combining fine ass with your exceptional earning skills?

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Than you in advance. :)
 
Suddenly Ass, who has always stood above the fray and supplied a fitting end when ends were appropriate, has displayed feet of clay.

Keep up the good work anyway!!!
 
Pretty sure you will find that that is Alexis Texas, quite a well known, big booty'd porn star. Congrats if you dated her. ;)

nope def not then. I will see if I can dig up a pic. she could pass as her twin. That girl was a real cunt.
 
Just so you know, this thread was explicitly designed to trick drippy-dicked little lurkers like you into posting retarded shit, thereby earning a Swift and Brutal ass-hammering. :bootyshake:

LOL

Ice? Do that voodoo that yoodoo so well, plz.


I am fine with the ass hammering - since the forum is gay anyway - but i cant wait for CEO's BST...

Hoping to get good at IM, finaly.
 
welcome to wickedfire ceosam. I can tell from cleaning the darkrooms here that you are in for a time of your life. enjoy the ride and the gay brotherly love.
 
Woah... Just spotted this post on BHW:

The AMA thread on wickedfire is so funny. I feel bad to them to think he is a baller.

What's going on Sam? To be perfectly honest I don't think those plebs know what they've got half the time so I'm inclined to believe you are a baller and will still await your BST eagerly. (Can I get one of the reviews please? If not I'll just buy it outright).
 
Woah... Just spotted this post on BHW:



What's going on Sam? To be perfectly honest I don't think those plebs know what they've got half the time so I'm inclined to believe you are a baller and will still await your BST eagerly. (Can I get one of the reviews please? If not I'll just buy it outright).

link?