I've got hundreds of these fuckers all up in my pad. My roommate is too much of a retard to take decaying trash out to the dumpster so they're always all up in my trashcan and then they terrorize the rest of the apartment.
One of those fuckers just flew up my nose. It ends today.
Pro-tips on killing fruit flies? Fogging is out. I'm paranoid about poisonous chemicals and I don't want my cat getting sick from that shit
inb4 prevention derp. Motherfucker I said kill not prevent.
inb4 take out the trash. No shit. I did this morning.
One of those fuckers just flew up my nose. It ends today.
Pro-tips on killing fruit flies? Fogging is out. I'm paranoid about poisonous chemicals and I don't want my cat getting sick from that shit
inb4 prevention derp. Motherfucker I said kill not prevent.
inb4 take out the trash. No shit. I did this morning.