I was being serious.
here's my suggested questions expanded.
1) You joined Wickedfire in February of this year and are already closing in on a thousand posts which makes you one of the most prolific sigspammers err I mean signature marketers on Wickedfire. Do you have any tips or tricks for aspiring sigspammers err I mean signature marketers who would also like to get their signature inserted into every single fucking thread while appearing to give a fuck about the thread topic?
2) Are you an annoying longwinded know-it-all in real life or is that just your online persona?
Just thought of one more you could ask
3) Who's dick would you suck to get them to sign up with Affiliation Cash: 1. John Chow, 2. Amit Mehta, 3. Shoemoney, 4. UberAffiliate Paul Bourque, 5. All of them