I'm doing it because

[bmorecali]

welcome backkk hackkk...your avatar was missed

 

[cardine]

FUCK MY SISTER WAS DOING HER HOMEWORK NEAR MY COMPUTER WHEN I OPENED THIS THREAD!!!

Once when I was a kid there was spyware installed on our computer (I probably accidentally installed it because I was like 7 years old). It had a bar that appeared on your desktop with a link to "Download Free MP3's". I always either ignored it, no big deal.

So my mom and dad walk in to talk to me, and my dad sees the ad and thinks I've been trying to download music illegally and goes to click on the X button next for the "Download Free MP3's" bar. He instead accidentally misses and clicks on the bar.

Then a page pops up which began infinitely spawning popups for tranny porn. I was 7 and my parents were both computer noobs so nobody knew what to do. So my Dad spent lots of time (at least 5 minutes) trying to X out of all of the tranny porn popups, but they couldn't X out of them faster than new ones would spawn.

I think eventually the problem was solved by the computer crashing, followed by the blue screen of death a couple days later.
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[BenPOF]

Oh fuck, I think the entire POF office thinks I'm fucking off and looking porn. LOL welcome back .Hack!

 

[TFLNetwork]

 

[eVandals]

.hack, you've won.

 

[Uptime]

You should break up more often.

 

[omgyams]

best use of the boobs icon ever

hahaha and a great dickroll story to boot! This thread has it all

Then a page pops up which began infinitely spawning popups for tranny porn. I was 7 and my parents were both computer noobs so nobody knew what to do. So my Dad spent lots of time (at least 5 minutes) trying to X out of all of the tranny porn popups, but they couldn't X out of them faster than new ones would spawn.

 

[Spades]

(agreed, thread should be moved to shooting the shit.)

Recent break-up? Visit a Build-a-GF store near you...

 

[.Hack]

You should break up more often.

LOL! Someone repped me with that. "break up more often = more tits" something like that

 

[Instrumentalist]

fap fap fap

 

[Unarmed Gunman]

You do realize she's 15-16 in those pics rofl

I believe that's why they call it jailbait.

 

[mpbiz]

Obama approves +rep

 

[sumohax0r]

No joke I just sent this pic to 3 of my friends and they all confirmed she is a exact twin / might be our friend here in town - can't wait to show her!

^ What that be like?

 

[.Hack]

No joke I just sent this pic to 3 of my friends and they all confirmed she is a exact twin / might be our friend here in town - can't wait to show her!



^ What that be like?

If she has mole on top right of her lip it's her!

she has very nice body btw, perky tits 2

 

[Jerahmeel]

This chick is full of WIN.

I like.

 

[dmnEPC]

A+++ post. I really enjoyed "reading the articles" here. Welcome back.

 

[Bevo Ryan]

excellent

 

[(O_o)]

As long as she finishes her homework, no harm done.

this.

 

[efeezy]

review copy plz

 

[fatmoocow]

Is there a news letter I can subscribe to?