If you cut your hair, Katie might give you a blowjob

[nvanprooyen]

that's hilarious...lmao

 

[Dwight Schrute]

Best Facebook fail/win all-in-one EVER

 

[Infinite Keith]

Hahaha! That's great.

 

[turbolapp]

I can't believe somebody would actually make a list like that.

I seriously doubt this is real.

 

[amateursurgeon]

I seriously doubt this is real.

I don't - I've seen a few girls diaries in the past when I was younger, and this sort of thing would be par for the course. Like I said in my other post - stricter parents = far crazier teens

 

[turbolapp]

I can't believe somebody would actually make a list like that.

I seriously doubt this is real.

Edit: but it's a good read someone should devlop a n LOL facebook site dedicated to trainwrecks like this.

EDIT again. doh. I Just saw that that's exactly where this came from. Weird how my subconscious picked up on that but I didn't.

 

[lebron]

Good shit.

 

[Bevo Ryan]

HAHAHAAHAHA! Classic. Sounds like she would be a good target demographic for a True Singles Offer haha

 

[exclusivewrites]

I'd say 90% odds this is bullshit. "My parents are asian".. that is so contrived. He's speaking to his circle of friends.. why the need to mention that? The comments appear choreographed and contrived. Plus.. the list, "his" caption and all the comments.. mostly all grammatically correct with good sentence structure written in an engaging way... from American high school students??? yeah, right

There's a chance I could be wrong, but this is viral marketing campaign which obviously was well done seeing how many normally cynical and marketing- sophisticated people on here didn't question it whatsoever.

We'll see if it makes snopes..

 

[cardine]

I'd say 90% odds this is bullshit. "My parents are asian".. that is so contrived. He's speaking to his circle of friends.. why the need to mention that? The comments appear choreographed and contrived. Plus.. the list, "his" caption and all the comments.. mostly all grammatically correct with good sentence structure written in an engaging way... from American high school students??? yeah, right

There's a chance I could be wrong, but this is viral marketing campaign which obviously was well done seeing how many normally cynical and marketing- sophisticated people on here didn't question it whatsoever.

We'll see if it makes snopes..

I don't know if this is bullshit, but I know a girl who has a list like this. She gets guys on her list drunk and then given them blowjobs. People are this fucked up.

It really doesn't matter if this is bullshit or not. It is still funny, and with all the names blanked out it is probably impossible to know if it is legitimate or not.

 

[Enigmabomb]

I smell bait

 

[pharmhand]

fake fo sho

 

[nvanprooyen]

I smell bait

You always do

 

[DTAlexONE]

She got owned.

 

[barman]

lamebook ftw

 

[Netphase]

According to the comments on that website.....

Katie:

Katie Rayburn | Facebook

#2 Ronnie White is on her friends list......

Chris:

Chris Rayburn | Facebook

.... and that Brian guy supposedly did cut his hair.

 

[Jardini]

According to the comments on that website.....

Katie:

Katie Rayburn | Facebook

#2 Ronnie White is on her friends list......

Chris:

Chris Rayburn | Facebook

.... and that Brian guy supposedly did cut his hair.

They don't look Asian, I guess that makes it fake?

 

[sumitdhawan09]

I seriously doubt this is real.

Hello friend,

You mean you no keep list of all man you sex? I just kid.

It seem mean for brother to do to sister. It possible it fake but possible it real to.

Good luck bro

 

[Netphase]

They don't look Asian, I guess that makes it fake?

The screen shot says his parents are Asian, not his sister.

I went to school with multiple Asian kids that had White parents and a Black girl with Asian parents.

 

[HiGhPeR]

hahahahahaha

priceless!!!!!!!!!!