If you call yourself an "SEO guru"...

mikeshinobi

mikeshinobi

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... then please, kindly take this knife

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and end your life.

Thank you.
 


The word "Guru" makes me cringe! It's a big Red Flag that says you're about to get screwed.
 
OP got swindled into paying $1,500 for 30 directory submissions
 
ayzo said:
OP got swindled into paying $1,500 for 30 directory submissions
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No tbh this is the thing that pissed me off and made me post this thread

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These fucking smug "SEO guru" faggots. "Hurr durr I'm not even impressed." Who the fuck are you again? You talk shit about Grindstone while you probably couldn't even rank a site for "telephone tractor streetlight". Fuck you.

P.S. Yes I am mad.
 
email him and tell him to visit this thread, he will then know what to do. 1 less guru representing some big brands at 1 point
 
Trying to correct people on the Internet and off the Internet is usually a negative ROI process. The guru is wrong, sure, but what do you get out of educating him?

Is it still cool myself a zen master of search?
 
I looked at Inbound.org the day it launched, and 2 times within the same week after that. Never been back since then. It's just a SEOmoz circlejerk.
 
Staccs said:
I looked at Inbound.org the day it launched, and 2 times within the same week after that. Never been back since then. It's just a SEOmoz circlejerk.
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God forbid you actually submit something to them that has half a point, you get it deleted for "voting manipulation".

True story, bro. (Not mad, just love bringing it up whenever Inbound.org is mentioned).
 
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The sari is probably the sexiest piece of clothing ever. When I was a lab assistant in my CS department there was a supercute frosh from Paithan who just constantly tortured me, she was just crazy hot and that thing slid along her body like a silk skin while she batted her eyelashes at me and called me "sir" and smiled demurely when she noticed me staring at her. I would have married her in a heartbeat but her parents were bitter about a white american with christian parents having a completely overwhelming desire for their daughter.
 
Nice. keep up the work and scale it up a few notches and you'll be making bank in no time. When I passed the $5 per day mark I was really excited too...now were at the $13 per day mark and growing. It really is great when you finally figure it out.
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Fuck yeah!
 
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