If you became the owner of FaceBook for one day

I would hire some with vision and determination. Someone like this guy:

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQx_pJyyyxc]I Am Free Enterprise - FreezeCrowd - YouTube[/ame]
 


I would give access to anonymous so they can share all the dark secrets that the government has with the entire world, while of course finding a way to monopolize my own site for millions of dollars.
 
Dude, is that really coming or what? I keep hearing about it and I'm definitely rooting for it. Adsense needs some competition, NOW.

Haha, I'm not sure, I know about as much about it as you do.

It would be a cashcow with all of the user data they have though, so they'd be stupid not to.
 
1/ Make a fake account and post some really, really funny stuff on some friends walls with pictures of cats and/or dogs.

2/ Update my status to an insightful and pretentious song lyric that I hope some random girl sees and considers profound, delightful and worthy of some arse sex.

He didn't ask what you did on FB today.
 
You guys are so amateur at this... wow.

Step 1: Get the G+ execs on the phone and tell them which office you're sitting in. Ask casually: "So what would it be worth to you if I sent over all of these databases I got laying around?"

Step 2: ???

Step 3: Profit.
 
CONTENT LOCK EVERY PAGE.

WANNA LOG IN? COMPLETE AN OFFER
BITCHES MESSAGING YOU? COMPLETE AN OFFER
WANNA LIKE SOMETHING? COMPLETE AN OFFER
 
You guys are so amateur at this... wow.

Step 1: Get the G+ execs on the phone and tell them which office you're sitting in. Ask casually: "So what would it be worth to you if I sent over all of these databases I got laying around?"

Step 2: ???

Step 3: Profit.


um, makemoniesonline would be waaaaay more profitable than your silly idea
 
change the ad_approval_instructions.pdf so cleavage gets approved for like the 5 hours before they notice
 
Which day?

I've got my 9 to 5 mon to fri, and probably couldn't get the day off to run facebook.
I could do saturday though, if you want.