If time travel were possible...

Dwight Schrute

Dwight Schrute

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Where would you want to go, and what would you want to witness?
 


You'll have to define the setup better than that, Dwight.

IF WE CAN CHANGE HISTORY, I'd simply go back to my 17-year old self with a printout of all the best-performing stock charts (and a copy of Grey's sports almanac) and tell him which big mistakes to miss and why.

IF WE CAN ONLY WATCH, I'd go back to the Playboy mansion in the early 1990s and just hang out at the orgies there, watching and jerking off. :thumbsup:
 
lukep said:
You'll have to define the setup better than that, Dwight.

IF WE CAN CHANGE HISTORY, I'd simply go back to my 17-year old self with a printout of all the best-performing stock charts (and a copy of Grey's sports almanac) and tell him which big mistakes to miss and why.

IF WE CAN ONLY WATCH, I'd go back to the Playboy mansion in the early 1990s and just hang out at the orgies there, watching and jerking off. :thumbsup:
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I'd go back to the playboy mansion in the early 1990's and watch LukeP jerking off, while I jerked off.
 
Who said it wasn't possible?

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRWwI61so5Q"]Discovery - First Time Machine - YouTube[/ame]


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Well since apparently knowing the future and being in the past could actually change the future so who knows, if all those stocks and lotteries would still exist. However if it were me, I'd probably go back to the time when governance was created and make sure it never happens. I would however be sure to take the best technologically advanced weaponry or at least their designs with me. I would then rule the entire world.

+1 for domains
+1 for lotteries

Definitely take some great business concepts back and get those going. So by the time we're done. I'd rule and own the world. Sounds perfect where's the time machine?
 
Id rob a bunch of banks/bank trucks and hope to get about million dollars out of it, then go back in time when a million dollars was actually a lot of money, like in 1880 or something.

I could invest that money and live like a king forever, so could my grandchildrens grandchildren, etc. Biltmore style yo...

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Back to before the dot com bust. Pick up a shitload of domains and sell out early.
Buy a shit ton of apple stock.
Come up on a ton of real estate and sell it in the height of the RE market 05-06.
 
I would go back to 15 years and leave my 10 year old self a how to make money on everything that's occurred in the last 15 years. Lottery, stocks, domains, etc etc.

Interesting how so far it's all been related to making bank...
 
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