IceToEskimos Refuses to Have Sex with Me Until Google Gives Back His Rankings

[EskimosWife]

Apparently my 67 year old body doesn't appeal to him anymore. Any tips on how can I drag him to bed? How to seduce him? Please, I want only advise from WF members who had sex at least twice in their lives! Please do not post in this thread if your sexual life is limited to WF masturbation. This is a serious thread so mods please make sure trolls are not welcomed. Thanks.

 

[efeezy]

Hope you got a fresh supply of battery's Mrs. EskimosWife, cause if that's the case, you ain't gonna be getting pounded for quite some time.

 

[JCash]

I also vow to refrain from sex with IceToEskimos until such time as the Distinguished Engineer returns our sites to their rightful places in the top 850.

 

[Rusky]

Offer anus sex. Put a picture of Matt Cutts on the back of your head.

 

[EskimosWife]

I also vow to refrain from sex with IceToEskimos until such time as the Distinguished Engineer returns our sites to their rightful places in the top 850.

I said no trolls please.

 

[Suddenly_Ass]

 

[IceToEskimos]

how come every time I have a little ED I have to read about it on WF?

 

[Rusky]

^
To bad Viagra.com doesn't rank for Viagra anymore. No traffic and a limp dicks, were fucked.

 

[IceToEskimos]

^
To bad Viagra.com doesn't rank for Viagra anymore. No traffic and a limp dicks, were fucked.

I get all of my Viagra from Northern Kentucky University, so this SERP update won't impact my supply at all. I've just been too busy to take it!

 

[EskimosWife]

Ice, honey, I didn't know it is ED problem. With your size it is difficult to guess when it's erected and when it's not. Sorry for posting on WF again.

 

[IceToEskimos]

Ice, honey, I didn't know it is ED problem. With your size it is difficult to guess when it's erected and when it's not. Sorry for posting on WF again.

hurry back to bed baby I'm har






never mind.

 

[faceblogger]

EskimosWife please change your avatar. Can't tolerate.

 

[kingofsp]

faceblogger is intolerant

 

[EskimosWife]

EskimosWife please change your avatar. Can't tolerate.

Or what? You gonna punch my face like you did it to your wife last Tuesday?

 

[Facebloggerine]

You gonna punch my face like you did it to your wife last Tuesday?

Unfortunately it is true. Faceblogger loves to beat me more than to bang me. One more Smack the Bitch Tuesday (that's how Face loves to call those days) and I might be dead. Once I'm dead I know what can happen to my body for a long 6 hours.

 

[faceblogger]

Unfortunately it is true. Faceblogger loves to beat me more than to bang me. One more Smack the Bitch Tuesday (that's how Face loves to call those days) and I might be dead. Once I'm dead I know what can happen to my body for a long 6 hours.

SHE IS LYING. ASK MY NEIGHBOUR TOMASZ

 

[tomaszjot]

SHE IS LYING. ASK MY NEIGHBOUR TOMASZ

Well...

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[Aznxmtg]

 

[faceblogger]

tomaszjot and faceblogerine are living in the same house, even using the same computer to visit WF.

Story : She is cheating me. I will need their WF login IPs to prove it in divorce court.

P.S - I heard EskimosWife is also living with tomasz

tomasz is doing "two chicks at the same time"

I hope I can sue tomasz for stealing my property (wife)

 

[IceToEskimos]

I never should have gotten involved with you people.

Now my life is like a Jerry Springer episode.