I write articles, for fucking free.

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Greetings,

I'm the new Italian guy in town, names John, you can call me JD. I'm 18 years old, I've been freelance writing since 15, I had to lie about my age back then and am damn proud. Thankfully, now that I'm an "adult", I don't have to. So here's what's up; I love to write, it's fun. My style can be formal or informal depending on the need and I get shit done. I'm cheap like a two cent whore, 'cept I won't give you AIDs and this is god damned free. You hear me? Free!

What subjects can I write on? Let's go Compton on this bitch and bullet it out:


  • Health & Fitness
  • Video Games
  • Comedy
  • MMA
  • Musical Instruments
  • Travel
  • Misc. (What's misc? It's what the fuck you want it to be!)

What's the catch? First of all, fuck off for being paranoid, second, I need permission to use what I write as clips. I need samples and I'm usin' you to get 'em! I like the community, you guys are a great bunch, I'll even leave out the vulgarity of what I write. You want a sample? Fine, I'll throw out one, it's all I got. If I had more I wouldn't be doing this, would I?!

(How to Get the Most Out of Running)

Sincerely,

John Turner

P.S. Thanks for takin' the time to read my shit!
 


Alright guys, this is a thread of workin'. Yerrot, I'll write you an article or two if you do need one. Zingo, you can burn your gay ass in hell. Rex, show me where the mistakes are and I'll correct them.
 
jdturner11 said:
What's the catch? First of all, fuck off for being paranoid, second, I need permission to use what I write as clips. I need samples and I'm usin' you to get 'em! I like the community, you guys are a great bunch, I'll even leave out the vulgarity of what I write. You want a sample? Fine, I'll throw out one, it's all I got. If I had more I wouldn't be doing this, would I?!
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Please see the large commas for where periods should be. The second one is optional if you decide to fix the last one.

I don't like writers who use run-on sentences :p
 
Hehe, it seems I can only edit my latest post, DOH! I have an issue with run-on sentences occasionally, always been my Achilles Heel.
 
Note to those interested:

I NEED to know where the article will be posted in advance. I am here to generate samples for myself and content for you, this is a symbiotic relationship.
 
I'll bite, i need a few articles that i dont mind being linked to as samples. Send me a PM with your regular price as well, and i'll pm you details for the articles in reply.
 
I'm doing this for samples, as you can see I'm getting a benefit - but you don't seem very educated. Plus, I'm an excellent writer, I always had issues with commas. The majority of popular and renown fiction or non fiction books had a plethora of errors that are settled by an editor. No one has perfect punctuation or grammar, but English is my primary and only language, I think I can handle it. Now, if you are done cherry picking, steer clear of my thread unless you want an article.
 
Just trying to let you know there is a conflict of interest in getting iTrader and giving free goods/services.

If you read the thread above you will find case after case of banned accounts for this. Just a FYI.
 
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