I was brutally assaulted today at the bus stop by a crackhead; posting from the hosp.



Dude he had a FUCKING PINKY TOE in it... I was truly mortified, still am in fact.

You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish.
 
You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish.

He puts the lotion and toe in the fucking basket, or else he gets the hose again!