I was almost mugged today but..

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Guess you've been living in utopia then. =) It happens more than you can imagine.


I guess you are living in a fuckin retarded:repuke: place in india then. I have never heard or seen that sort of stuff happened in Hyderabad atleast. Its a cool place where you can go out at given point of time in the night. .....lol.....:D
 
heh, I had no idea this thread would turn into a racial sloshpot

What do you want? We can't help it black people are shady as shit. Get over it already.

And no I'm not saying white people are the most ethical people in the world, but even on a show like Cops they show as many white folk as they can, but its overpowered by blacks they say.

What's a mother fucker to do?
 
I got mugged in the UK 'bout 10 years back. The guy followed me to my car while I was parked in a shady area. He leaned in an snatched my wallet off me.

His mate had parked behind me in their shitty little ford fiesta blocking me in - this wasn't the smartest thing to do, as I was really pissed off and driving a Rover 620 (about 1.5 tons of metal with towbar). I put the car into reverse and floored it, driving the towbar right through the guys radiator. The fuckwit then tried to follow me, unsurprisingly not getting very far.

Quite satisfying knowing that they had £30 off me and I'd just totally trashed their car. The police thought it was hilarious when I told them. ("i must have panicked, officer")

(Oh, and for the stats - he was white. Certainly in Bristol UK you're far more likely to get stabbed by white pikeys than anyone else)
 
Shit things like that never happen here in India, you can walk at any point of time in the night. Singapore is also one of the safest city ......UK and USA Sucks....

They still legally CANE people in Singapore.

Singapore has the highest execution rate in the world per capita according to Amnesty International. (Offenses like drug trafficking get you killed :error:).

You can leave your purse on a sidewalk and nobody will even pick it up to give it to you because they don't want their hand cut off.

What's not to like, wooleyes? :xomunch:
 
I fucking hate pikeys.

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heh, your a fucking twat.

"heh" doesn't quite mean you don't mean it.

As in my example above, I indeed do think your a fucking twat.
 
heh, your a fucking twat.

"heh" doesn't quite mean you don't mean it.

As in my example above, I indeed do think your a fucking twat.

even if it doesnt quite mean it, I still dont see how you can get a complaint out of that.

and your in example above, you said nothing about me being a fucking twat you stupid dipshit...
 
fuck you man. Us Irish individuals are the shit....

I thought you were American? Or is it the "my great-great grandfather was one nationality so I'd prefer to be that than American" thing?

Let's go far enough back... we are all African!
 
I thought you were American? Or is it the "my great-great grandfather was one nationality so I'd prefer to be that than American" thing?

Let's go far enough back... we are all African!



I am American, but actually I'm over half Irish. Hence the fact that I have red hair. ;) I am not ashamed of where I came from... :)

I'm NOT African, sorry.
 
Och! See if you be talkin' nasty about the Irish when I whip ya with my shilelagh!

...and my penis.
 
I believe LazyHippy was going further back, to 6m years back: Human Evolution

Orrorin tugenensis (6 million years old: est) was found in Kenya, which is in Africa.

Edit: No Intelligent Design Vs Evolution, please. I am out! :D
I am American, but actually I'm over half Irish. Hence the fact that I have red hair. ;) I am not ashamed of where I came from... :)

I'm NOT African, sorry.
 
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