I think WF Should Send Matt Cutts Flowers

[IceToEskimos]

we can get this if we can raise another $50, same day delivery too.

once we hit the target, I'll post here that donations are closed.

 

[efeezy]

With any luck he'll give us a mention on his blog and WF will get a nice natural backlink.

 

[IceToEskimos]

With any luck he'll give us a mention on his blog and WF will get a nice natural backlink.

It's far more likely he'll be touched by the gesture, before coming to the conclusion that we have "too much money", and rolling out another update to fix that.

 

[medicalhumor]

With any luck he'll give us a mention on his blog and WF will get a nice natural backlink.

Too late... I already bought a link package for this thread

 

[r3p1v]

we can get this if we can raise another $50, same day delivery too.

once we hit the target, I'll post here that donations are closed.

omg thats beautiful

 

[tomaszjot]

I donate $10 if we can get something like this on card:

"We here at WickedFire know how difficult it is to loose a loved one, as we loved our EMDs and our low quality, often MFA sites like we love our children. Therefore we would like to extend our deepest sympathies in your time of sorrow and loss. Please accept this as a token of our sincerity. We promise it's not a dickroll."

Also, the news is not real. If it was, Google's logo would be changed into Matt's grandpa for today.

 

[(O_o)]

Maybe we should make it out to the Google Webspam team + Matt Cutts ?

This is going to be epic.

possible end games:
1. he posts about it on Twitter/Google+/his blog + picture
2. he comes to WF to post a thank you
3. WaFo and DP find out about our gesture and a gift war starts and Matt Cutts gets tons more of presents
4. he gets so happy he will delete Panda algo
5. he destroys the flowers immediately upon seeing them and rolls out FuckYou algo

 

[thetwo]

Sure, even though I am a noob here, the gesture seems nice, count me in, please PM.

 

[Big Joe]

You guys should offer to be pallbearers.

 

[IceToEskimos]

does anybody have the phone number to the Googleplex? I need it for the delivery.

 

[thetwo]

I can't send PMs?! Just send me the instructions and I will make the payment.

 

[bobsoap]

"We here at WickedFire know how difficult it is to loose a loved one and for that reason, differences aside, would like to extend our deepest sympathies in your time of sorrow and loss. Please accept this as a token of our sincerity."

This gets my vote for the card.

Just make sure you remove the typo before you get that printed. It's "lose" not "loose".

Unless of course the plan is to reinforce the smokescreen cliché that all WF members are harmless teenagers with acne problems living in their moms basements, in which case such a subtle misspelling is simply brilliant.

 

[dantex]

PM me payment information i2e.

 

[craigmc]

we are up to $45.

Once we get a few more, I'll PM everyone who's in, and then I can order it and post the receipt screenshot on here.

I'm in too. I know what it's like to loose a loved one. Never an easy time.

 

[thetwo]

Uhh my other post got stuck in moderation because of a link, anyway I found this number on the Google Jobs site:
Google Mountain View (Global HQ) Phone: +1 650-253-0000

 

[IceToEskimos]

who's going to step up with the final $30?

We've had 20 gay webmasters donate to this flower fund so far, y'all are some compassionate dudes.

 

[danke]

This reminds me of a thread.

http://www.wickedfire.com/shooting-shit/166558-your-biggest-financial-blunder.html

 

[crackp0t]

This reminds me of a thread.

http://www.wickedfire.com/shooting-shit/166558-your-biggest-financial-blunder.html

I was about to send Ice my last $15. Thank you for stopping me.

 

[cassius]

I'll do $15. PM me a paypal addy. What about incorporating this MLK quote? It seems quite fitting. . .

"Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into friend."

 

[SnapJacks]

I think this is a terrible idea.