I paid $20 to piss
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I love the picture of the airplane. WTF? Is that for when you are on the international flight and you have the 350lb man asleep next to you? and you just whip that thing out (from where I might ask?) and use it (in a water bottle?) and the put it back from wherever it came(ewww ).
EDIT I just saw "STAND facing the toilet or with your back to the wind" it's a good thing they give us that tip, we ladies just wouldn't know!!
I peed in the wind once or twice.... You never really notice it until you have to do the hop-a-round dance to dodge the shower...
had to chime in my bathroom tale: Just went to the Louve with the family in Italy (this was couple years ago), and we had lunch with a couple beers. Suddenly I gotta go like no tomorrow. Men's bathroom is completely filled and it was an EMERGENCY and I saw no one in the ladies so I figured why not? Hit up a stall, relieved myself, and in walks some ladies. I think no biggie, I'll wait it out in the stall, they can't see me. Fishin 20 minutes later these bitches are still in there doing there hair, running the hand dryer I dunno what, blabbing in italian. I keep thinking they will leave any second, and I know the family is wondering what the f-ck? They never leave, its the same 2 beeotchs. Finally after half an hour of hiding, plotting, wishing...I make a break for it, head down, run out and they start screaming. Luckinly didnt get chased down and arrested for hiding in the women's room.....
The funnier part about this was that when you paid your $20 to piss, we all went into a fairly empty bar in which no one was asking for ID's so you could have used their bathroom and pissed for free. Sucker!
Was this where they were doing that filming in the middle of the night? You forgot to mention it was lit up like high noon out there.
Yeah. It's not a bad area at all. It's just very artsy-fartsy liberal. So any Republican would feel out of place there. But overall it was a really fun night, so thanks to everyone who came out and had fun. Even if Derek left early because he wanted to go back to Tom's place and jerk off alone.
LOL! $20.00 is better than the $130.00 ticket I got for urination in public!
...so, It's closing time at the local watering hole. My buddy is in line at Jack In the Box, and I've gotta relieve myself. I step outside his car and locate the nearest site I can find. Mika's Drive Thru-Espresso bar in Pleasanton. I'm dispensing used Bud Lite's in the bushes and a cop rolls up. He comes up to me and asks, "You wouldn't do that at home, would you?" I reply, "Well, it would be pretty hard because I don't have a drive-thru espresso bar at my house, now do I?"
He then proceeds to write me a ticket for urination in public. $130.00 fine.
...so, It's closing time at the local watering hole. My buddy is in line at Jack In the Box, and I've gotta relieve myself. I step outside his car and locate the nearest site I can find. Mika's Drive Thru-Espresso bar in Pleasanton. I'm dispensing used Bud Lite's in the bushes and a cop rolls up. He comes up to me and asks, "You wouldn't do that at home, would you?" I reply, "Well, it would be pretty hard because I don't have a drive-thru espresso bar at my house, now do I?"
He then proceeds to write me a ticket for urination in public. $130.00 fine.
The scary thing in Washington is, if you get a ticket for urinating in public, they can also bust you for indecent exposure--which means you are then branded a sex offender, have to register everywhere you move, and are on all of those "I raped old ladies" websites.
Public Pissing in NYC
If you couldn't wait to get into the bar, and peed on the street and got caught by the police.....
In NYC, they give you a summons (ticket) to appear in court. SO you go downtown at the date in question and stand (with all the other rapists, looters and overall dregs of society) in front of a judge. The public defender you get will recommend you plead guilty. You get a $25 fine and a yelling at by the judge. The $25 is not so bad, but missig a day of work for that sucks.
Worth the $20 entrance fee - JMHO
If you couldn't wait to get into the bar, and peed on the street and got caught by the police.....
In NYC, they give you a summons (ticket) to appear in court. SO you go downtown at the date in question and stand (with all the other rapists, looters and overall dregs of society) in front of a judge. The public defender you get will recommend you plead guilty. You get a $25 fine and a yelling at by the judge. The $25 is not so bad, but missig a day of work for that sucks.
Worth the $20 entrance fee - JMHO
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