I just took a shit and I'm out of baby wipes

If you don't use baby wipes you will have a very ripe asshole I have found, I feel much more fresh using wipes and not leaving skids on the undies. I buy them in bulk from Costco and never run out.

For those that do not use them I highly suggest you do, will change your life.
 


I'd like to admit that I have used baby wipes to help sooth my burning asshole after a long run, or a rough shit in which I ran shortly after and experienced severe ass burn, but then again I don't know, this might just be a troll thread or perhaps the most amazing mind-blowing piece of internet philanthropy ever witnessed.
 
Baby wipes also make cleanup easy after a fap.

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no kids yet, baby wiping 5 years running

DONT FORGET THE PORTABLE PACK WHEN YOU TRAVEL!!

Or grab 10-20 fold em up and ziploc them since they stay wet for a few days

(easy to forget if you dont have kids)
 
Is this thread real? I mean, on one hand it sounds very logical. On the other hand your using baby wipes. On the other hand chicks dig guys buying baby shit. On the other hand you're a giant pussy for using them. On the other hand your butt could smell or hurt less. On the other hand if your guy friends saw them in your bathroom you'll take a boat load of shit for it. On the other hand if women aw them in your bathroom they'll just get turned on by the thought of having a baby (instant lay make sure and double condom).
 
I wash my arse. Toilet roll is disgusting. If you got shit on your hands would you wipe it off with bog roll or wash?
 
Fck all that lol. This is how it's done,

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MVJMQktloY"]New World Record: Fastest shitting in the supermarket - YouTube[/ame]
 
i was going on about this on twitter all day yesterday.

they are definitely good to have around. i don't use them all the time but definitely for burning shits, mud butt, and or those hard to wipe shits.
 
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