I Had Sex With Mark Zuckerberg...

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HAHAHA - witty....
 
I had a 3-way with Oprah and Dr. Oz, we snorted lines of ResV Edge and got paid $177 a day to post ads on Google. Then we spooned all night.
 
...indirectly. I dated his girlfriend after they broke up. I like to think it was an upgrade for her but I can't help but acknowledge that she went from a billionaire to a thousandaire. To this day I get nervous whenever she "pokes" me on facebook because he may be watching.
You should get checked for gingervitis
 
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