I don't always wear condoms...

[GreeLee]

Do you think they make them Magnum-sized with Fried Chicken Flavoring?

You're thinking of the Popeye's Chicken condom.

I believe at one time popeye's had a jingle that said something along the lines of...

"Everyone has a relative or a good friend who will give it to them straight"

that would be appropriate.

 

[Hale.Pane]

I'm willing to bet that condom will be produced in some production plant in Thailand that makes Durex, Trojan etc. (Fuck Trojan value pack, it broke on me)

Vasectomy

#99problemsbutbreakageisn'toneofthem

 

[babylonian]

You may be thinking of all the regular, non-obnoxious condoms you could buy for $68! But you wouldn’t feel impossibly chic and luxurious in those, would you?

http://thegloss.com/odds-and-ends/louis-vuitton-condom-949/

there ya go

 

[Dwight Schrute]

Vasectomy

#99problemsbutbreakageisn'toneofthem

Is there a better feeling than ejaculating into a vagina with no condom?

 

[dmnEPC]

Is there a better feeling than ejaculating into a vagina with no condom?

Of course

Ejaculating into a bitches anus with no condom

 

[edwardpan]

if someone has problem with ejaculating , no matter how luxury condom is

 

[Dwight Schrute]

Of course

Ejaculating into a bitches anus with no condom

I'm concerned about poo particles entering my urethra.

 

[tacoX]

inb4 Ryan Eagle.

fuck condoms abort on faces.

 

[1yerrot]

if someone has problem with ejaculating , no matter how luxury condom is

Good luck bros?

 

[papajohn56]

fake, FYI