How would you start from zero with...

Offer your services here.

Put up a portfolio of designs you have done, offer reasonable rates - bizness!

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PS: Feel free to give out designs to mods. :P
Will happily design landing pages for you, brahs.

And regarding to bribing the mods... I've been thinking about it. I'm soon going to launch my HTML & WP theme store, and will give the first one for free to any Mod or trusted member who is interested (review = free support).

And now that I said it you can keep me accountable.
 


Personally, we looking a new companies to hire....I look at their body of work PERIOD. In website design/graphic design, I think your body of work is extremely strong advertising. If you want to build your portfolio, I suggest doing some freelance projects for discounts rates....again make sure your work is GREAT. Also, if you great at design but so so at programming... that will be a problem ( get great at both first).
 
You can try joining Odesk and offering your services there since people are always looking.

Also, offer a few freebies here and there so people try you out and you gain their trust and a reputation, which is very important.