How to stay sober longer?

Status
Not open for further replies.
Just be careful bubbles, not to sound all momish, but people do still die of alcohol poisoning and no fraternity is worth that. Glad to hear you'll stop if you feel uncomfortable but like Springer said, sometimes it's hard to keep good judgement so keep all that in mind...if you're able too. ;)
 


Honestly, if you want to better manage the beer in your gut, open them beforehand to let some of the carbon dioxide out.

Figure, beer is only about 3% alcohol (keystones and most light college beers that is), but the carbonation is what amplifies the drunk. If you can open all your beers ahead of time (I'm talking about like an hour ahead or so) and keep them cool, you're basically drinking a lot of water. Also, without the carbon dioxide bubbles in your stomach, you'll probably be able to keep it down longer.

You'll get fuct up, but not as rapidly.
 
Wow.

This is a conversation you would only find on WF being discussed in such depth and seriousness. Hahaha!!!

Want to stay sober longer?

DRINK LESS OR DON'T DRINK AT ALL!
 
Save water, Drink Beer !!!

Thats what I have been saying since college.

This is so true here in Georgia. We only have one month left of water.. Go figure. We arer told we can't restrict the water because of mussells in Florida and because Alabama has there own water issues. So there answer is to give everyone else water but lets not keep any for ourselves... Sounds like some smart politicans.
 
wow thats some crazy shit...I really wouldn't try! I am 6ft 2', 185 pounds, drank 15 beers once and wound up in the hospital for alcohol poisening...and this was spread out for like 2-3 hours....45 minutes? 130lbs? ouch man good luck! Eat mad pasta the night before, then for lunch/dinner have like 6 peanut butter sandwiches...should help!
 
Eat a slab butter before - this will line your stomach fully with fat (milk is a woosey alternative) and also enable you to show all your mates up with you drinking your 12 beers in 25 mins rather than 45 mins giving you total bragging rights for ever :)
 
Eating butter??!? Fuck that, you will puke before the drinking starts. Eat lots of bread during the day. Coating the stomach doesn't work. Trust me on that one. Also, make sure the beer isn't too cold, that shit hurts when you have to pound beer. I'm not saying drink it warm, but try not to have it sitting in a cooler full of ice for like 8 hours if you can. Damn, all this talk about beer........mmmmmm..............time for a few cold ones myself! :D
 
Butter works - tried and tested :D

But tell me - what are you going to do when 12 beers meets a loaf of bread in your stomach...
 
If you don't drink regularlly then you're not going to be able to NOT get drunk. If you're serious the only way would be to consistenly keep drinking and build up a tolerance. That's what I've done, been drinking almost nightly since my late teens, last 3 years I was at almost 1.5 liters of vodka a day/night. I would drink almost 24 hrs., and I really do mean 24 hrs., I have insomnia so this is how it all started. If I would wake up in the middle of the night I would already have a drink ready on the table next to my bed to drink and try to get back to sleep.

Needless to say, I'm having much worst side effects besides insomnia. I honestly didn't know any better or didn't care, but it takes me quite a bit to get drunk now. I still drink nightly, switched to beer about 6 months ago, and found a new hobby - internet marketing to keep me busy so I don't get bored and feel like drinking.

When I do go out to drink at bars, I often get turned by bartenders or kicked out since they say I've been drinking too much. I can drink like water, and I don't usually end up getting really drunk until after many drinks and even then I don't throw up. Although my system really is tore up and definately feel it for days after I've been out drinking.

I'm still probably not in any condition to keep drinking, still do, think about my future all the time, chriosis, liver failure, kidney dialysis, and what-not.. just giving you some insight on what you're trying to achieve or accomplish among your peers doesn't really matter in the greater scheme of things.
 
If you have a couple of weeks you can try getting used to it. The volume is what is the problem with beer. I could do a lot of shots, be drunk as hell and not puke. I have only puked when drinking beers. I personally dont like the taste of beer and especially cheap beer like Bud, Keystone etc. usually what is at these parties. Buy some cheap beers and get used to the taste and having lots of volume. I would not drink extra water at the same time. Drink that right before you pass out or go to bed. Helps your liver process the alcohol and avoid hangovers the next day. Good Luck. I have drank that many beers but in about 3 hours and I weighed 180. Your going be fucked up. Try to not be the wussiest.
 
Do you know, how to chug a beer? If you know how, you should be able to chug a 12 oz. beer within seconds. It has to do with breathing and leaving your esophagus (sp?) open, so you're not actually "drinking", you're just downing it. If you can figure out how to chug "properly", you'll be way past 4 beers before you even start to get drunk.
 
I'm never going to try to increase my tolerance. I love the fact that I get drunk easily. Saves me a lot of money lol.
 
Make sure to fill up the stomach with lots of bread/carbs but stay away from acidic-like foods, as they hurt like a bitch coming back up. Foods to avoid: Most fruits, chocolate, icecream, cheeses, tomato based sauces AND FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS HOLY stay away from cantaloupe.
 
It is highly possible, though not an easy task if it is 12 beers X 12oz = 144 oz, but if it is 12 big bottle beers X 22oz, chances are you won't reach 10. I easily do 15~20 12oz beers at any night but to do 12 beers within 45 mins could be a challenge.

Butter won't help much as the issue here is the gas and volume of water, not the alcohol level, but it is important to fill your stomach just nice with amber space for the beers later. If possible, open all the beers and serve them in beer mug or pint instead of taking it directly from the bottle. Try to let as much gas off during pouring as possible. Don't drink, swallow them all in and then force the gas out will be faster and easier. Go slow and steady with each mug, let the gas in your stomach release before going for more. This should last you longer in the race but it is all upto your tolerance level to stay till the last. Good Luck.
 
Chicks dig it!

grpuke.jpg
 
That's just it...If you have any friends nicknamed, "Moose" you gotta figure they're good for 15-18 each. At 130 lbs, I'd assume you're one of the smaller guys in the group and therefore shouldn't be expected to drink as much. You can also find pills that relax your stomach to allow more liquid consumption. It's pretty safe to say that you're in for a rough day/night but good luck to ya.
 
One night while I was at a college keg party I saw a guy 9 sheets to the wind and could barely stand. He went to his truck and opened the tailgate and preceeded take out a military field kit. He took out a bag of salen (water) and proceeds to put an IV in his arm and hooks the bag up.

He said that he had to be on some type of watch in a few hours the next morning so he said he will always hook a bag up to sober him up fast for hist duties. He said it was the fastest way to re-hydrate yourself.

See I don't have access to anything like that so I have to resort to waking up vomiting my guts out till I see my lungs then have the hangover from hell for the next 24 hours.
 
I read somewhere that spies used to drink a little bit of olive oil before drinking so that they wouldn't get drunk, but that the effects on the liver are pretty awful.
 
Status
Not open for further replies.
Top Bottom