How To Approach Women And Get A Kiss Close

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Where is the kiss close? I could feel towards the end it was getting awkward.
Building value through talking about his travels, and kino through touching the ears. I don't see sexual tension at all, and getting a phone number in that situation is going to be flakey. His best bet was to get her to cafe there and then or at least do a phone breaker rehearsal to stop flakiness.

That was a lame way to build value imho. And he should've # closed much earlier than that or at least take her someplace nearby.
 
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That was a lame way to build value imho. And he should've # closed much earlier than that or at least take her someplace nearby.

He's pretty green. It's best to have a mini date there and then, though # is the very last resort. Stationary women are much better as their mind is not on moving on. Book shops are best, really easy to get her to a cafe where one could get a connection going.
 
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I've met every one of those guys. They're all in a much better position with women than when they started. It's still a numbers game, if you can get 30% of the girls to meet you that is pretty impressive.

But then again if you approach 10 amazing girls and get 1 to meet you, you're going to have a great weekend.

For all the shit everyone talks about the industry it definitely gives you a start on a path to self improvement.
 
Ha, what an odd conversation. Way too long and he drops the intro topic so soon that it's obvious it was just a pick-up line. If I just met someone and he started touching my face I'd be terribly creeped out. Commendable that he was able to get her to talk for 4 minutes though. Most girls would just keep on walking. I'd bet that she gave him the wrong number.
 
LOL.. Alright.. maybe this one is better for you?

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WTF, how was that better? that was fuckin pathetic.
 
Nothing valuable and nothing impressive in this thread.. watched every video and thought they were pathetic/annoying attempts and the girls just felt awkward NOT giving their information because it was basically forced.. FAIL THREAD
 
Nothing valuable and nothing impressive in this thread.. watched every video and thought they were pathetic/annoying attempts and the girls just felt awkward NOT giving their information because it was basically forced.. FAIL THREAD

QFT, seriously guys we are affiliate marketer's, don't tell me you believe in their bullshit.

Make money, pimp out, fuck chicks.
 
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Wicked Ice.

It hilarious you'd post that video. I've run into Jdog at the bar here in Tempe several times. He's the nicest guy ever. The guy at 5:11 I know actually from flying R/C planes. The guy flies flying wings. He's a nerd just like us. Interestingly, I guess hes friends with Jdog. He has a girlfriend though, so I dunno what thats about. Kind of a waste if you ask me. Regardless, my observation was this: JDog is a celebrity ... with guys. More guys come up to him asking how to improve their game than do girls trying to get with him. Dont get me wrong, he can land nice pussy. But its hilarious to see pathetic guys coming up to him like oh man, I cant get girls la la la la la la la la.

Just FYI.
 
That phone message was hilarious. The dude is from Toronto by the 416 area code. He is probably a stressed out screenwriter who has dealt with a lot of bs in the film industry, made some money, and doesn't want to deal with bullshit anymore.

Unfortunately, the same confidence and straightforwardness when closing film deals and giving consulting advice, doesn't work when trying to start a relationship.

The dude comes off sounding like a psychotic controlling freak, as if he's taken too many network marketing training courses. He sounds like he's trying to recruit her into Monavie not go on a date.




RE the vid that started this thread. That was pathetic. I think the "K Close" stands for Kryptonite Close, because there's no way she's going near him again.

This is a perfect example of how to completely freak out a woman and make her feel like she's about to get raped. That girl was probably scared for her life, I feel bad for her.

It started off ok with the asking for advice, but you could tell he was reaching heavily trying to turn it around and lead the conversation into talking about personal stuff and then close the deal.

It was between what he said, and this:

"So my girlfriend's girlfriend has a cat, and the cat is a fat piece of shit because it eats chocolate, and it's about to die, so I want to find a nice replacement pet for her, she wants a female breeding poodle, and you look like the bitch type, so will you please touch my penis?"

Same result either way. Complete fail.

I think he burned a few hundred calories in mental exertion trying to come across like he wasn't about to ask her if she wanted to buy something.

I think she was lying about a lot of stuff so that she could get away to the safety of nowhere near this freak. She's a teacher and she lives with a border family, and just had coffee with cream? She was just trying to end the conversation.

The segway from the reason he stopped her was as clever as a family guy joke. Speaking of my friend, can I grope your head and give you a complimentary tongue exam?

Honestly, when he reached for her head to touch her ear, that was a bad move. Maybe this guy is oblivious to body language, or the guidelines of social interaction, or maybe he's such a pimp that he doesn't give a shit.

She tensed right up and looked like she was a second away from grabbing the tazer out of her purse.

When he started asking to inspect her tongue, and what brand of toothpaste she used, she was probably thinking that she was on a hidden camera show or that this guy was touched.

"So, I've been doing all the talking here."
"That's ok, good meeting you."

in other words, "Please leave. You are scaring me and I'm not interested, please don't hurt me, please let me go and don't follow me."

With the clever wordsmithery this guy possesses, I'm surprised he didn't end with:

"Oh by the way I'm just kidding, I was pretending to be retarded as a social experiment. I'm a psychologist and I make lots of money, please touch my penis."

This is the perfect example of how to make a complete fool of yourself and make sure you have 0 chance of getting a callback.

Judging by this video, dude would have better luck holding out a hat, asking for spare change.
 
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