How many different people have you had sex with in your lifetime? (BE HONEST!)

[Bofu2U]

I counted all the midgets as half on my vote.

 

[axxomarketing]

^^ i wonder.. how does it feel to fuck midgets? do you need shorter penis too?

 

[jenzkc]

OP is obviously a virgin. who the fuck else would make a thread like this?

You have started some of the most worseless threads recently. Tits or GTFO

 

[Gooddeal]

he just wanted to looks normal.

 

[rockhard]

They should make this a sticky along with the "how much money do you make a day" thread.

 

[Deliguy]

With all the nasty shit i see on this forum I never want to have sex again.

 

[Volume10]

With all the nasty shit i see on this forum I never want to have sex again.

you are a liar. how can you look at meatspin and not want to?

 

[Deliguy]

^nah just makes me hungry for hot dogs.






lol

 

[myk08]

zomg - wtf 89% virgins - this really is a gay webmaster forum

step it up boys

 

[kblessinggr]

zomg - wtf 89% virgins - this really is a gay webmaster forum

step it up boys

Eh, with 89% virgins we're not even living up to the motto.

 

[Sticks79]

I've lost count.

 

[SilentPen]

You forget, this is a gay webmaster's forum filled with affiliate marketers. The only sex going on here is when you're testing the latest colon cleanse so you can say from experience that it's "the new viagra, as seen on cnn"

 

[HarveyJ]

Nothing wrong with hookers. They're the most honest women out there.

Money = Fuck

VS.

Date + Wine + Movie + Transportation to and from + After Movie Pie at Village Inn + + + = Kiss at end of night (maybe)

This is why goth chicks are full of epic & win.

Buy them a drink = blowjob
Buy them so blow = blowjob
Give them a lift home = blowjob
Compliment their shoes = fuck in the alley behind the club
Compliment their girlfriend's hair = double blowjob
Compliment their boyfriend's hair = invitation to a 3/4/5some
Compliment their arse = invitation for anal... although you might be on the receiving end...

 

[AngryMac]

247 1/2

1/2 = a midget?

 

[rockhard]

This is why goth chicks are full of epic & win.

Buy them a drink = blowjob
Buy them so blow = blowjob
Give them a lift home = blowjob
Compliment their shoes = fuck in the alley behind the club
Compliment their girlfriend's hair = double blowjob
Compliment their boyfriend's hair = invitation to a 3/4/5some
Compliment their arse = invitation for anal... although you might be on the receiving end...

*takes notes*

 

[Rusky]

Enough to catch an STD.

Kidding. I'm clean, I hope.

 

[Deliguy]

Enough to catch an STD.

Kidding. I'm clean, I hope.

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah....been meaning to talk to you about that.

 

[amanda11]

I have yet to bang a "scene/emo chick"

Hope to change that soon

 

[NickRac]

This is why goth chicks are full of epic & win.

Buy them a drink = blowjob
Buy them so blow = blowjob
Give them a lift home = blowjob
Compliment their shoes = fuck in the alley behind the club
Compliment their girlfriend's hair = double blowjob
Compliment their boyfriend's hair = invitation to a 3/4/5some
Compliment their arse = invitation for anal... although you might be on the receiving end...

I have yet to bang a "scene/emo chick"

Hope to change that soon

Ditto.

I vote for a themed goth/emo/whatever party at ASE open to any women?

 

[Rusky]

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah....been meaning to talk to you about that.

You know any good doctors locally.