It's kind of a complex answer for me.
See, this girl wanted me to put up her Christmas tree. So I went over to help her. And next thing you know, she "putting up my christmas tree", if ya know what I mean. And she's all kinky like and wants it in her turd cutter.
As a gentleman I had to oblige. And so I did, and it was fantastic. We finished that, finished the tree, and I go home only to find out my college age brother has a bunch of chicks over at my place and it's suddenly margarita night. A few hours later and now I'm banging his two friends and they are doing to town on each other like mad. I could have watched those girls all night, but....
I had to get up early, and so I left. Then I realized I was at my house, and went back, and kicked everyone's ass out except the two girls in case I could get a morning hummer.
Morning came, and so did I. After that I had to pay my quarterly taxes, and since I'd just flown MSP > DC> ORD > DFW > MSP the previous day I was tired as all hell and I had to remember how to do it. I thought "there must be an easier" way, so I Googled "how to make teh internet monies online" and found this forum.
True story.