Hedge Fund to Pizza Delivery

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Not anymore. Got offered a partnership position at a hedge fund and decided to take it about two weeks ago. Different industry too. But here I am, at work in my new Wall St office talking to you guys, so not much has changed anyway!

As the typical American douche bag would say...

"ZOMG!! your one of those Greedy Wall Street people stealing Tax payer dollars and getting rich from MY money!" (Of course your average douche bag is too lazy to look up income stats... where he would soon reliaze the top 5% pay pratically all the fucking taxes)

LMAO... But seriously, congrats dude and I hope you make a shit load of money!
 


Watch out for all the tits on the forum!!! It'll be an HR nightmare for you up there on wall street lol

Not anymore. Got offered a partnership position at a hedge fund and decided to take it about two weeks ago. Different industry too. But here I am, at work in my new Wall St office talking to you guys, so not much has changed anyway!
 
Not anymore. Got offered a partnership position at a hedge fund and decided to take it about two weeks ago. Different industry too. But here I am, at work in my new Wall St office talking to you guys, so not much has changed anyway!

what is your salary and benefits?
 
I work at a hedge fund now.. I also know tons of guys who work at hedge funds who got really great jobs in other, much larger firms. This guy must have been retarded.

Congratulations on the new job. Maybe later you can be like George Soros and come out of retirement to make a couple of billion. Wow. Sounds great if you gamble in the right direction.

Source: hxxp://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1164771/Im-having-good-crisis-says-hedge-fund-manager-1billion-world-plunged-recession.html

But other investors failed to take notice of his prediction and his decision to come out of retirement in 2007 to manage the fund made him $US2.9 billion.
And while the financial crisis continued to deepen across the globe, the 78-year-old still managed to make $1.1 billion last year.
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Alpha Magazine's 2008 Top Moneymakers

1 - James Simons, Renaissance Technologies Corp, $2.5 billion
2 - John Paulson, Paulson & Co, $2 billion
3 - John Arnold, Centaurus Energy, $1.5 billion
4 - George Soros, Soros Fund Management, $1.1 billion
5 - Raymond Dalio, Bridgewater Associates, $780 million
6 - Bruce Kovner, Caxton Associates, $640 million
7 - David Shaw, D.E. Shaw & Co, $275 million
8 - Stanley Druckenmiller, Duquesne Capital Management, $260 million
9 - (tie) David Harding, Winton Capital Management, $250 million
9 - (tie) Alan Howard, Brevan Howard Asset Management, $250 million
9 - (tie) John Taylor Jr, FX Concepts, $250 million
 
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