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I've seen acai bottles 3 different chick's places. I politely suggested that they check their cc statements.
 


my mom is an alternative medacine and health food nut.
I tried to explain the bullshit about antioxidants/acai and all that to her. it turned into a little argument and she started quoting my own sales copy verbatim.
 
Went to go visit some family in LA a few months ago,

Open up the cupboard looking for Tylenol and I find a bottle of African Mango, after telling them how its a sham the only response I get is.

"So does it work? can you get us a discount? I think it works I really had to shit after taking it!"

... Facepalm
 
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People actually tell me how 'lucky' they are...
 
Just this weekend, was explaining (part of) what I do to someone at a party and the guy asked me "How similar is that to what the guy on the infomercials late at night does? I just ordered his system and I'm looking forward to receiving it in the mail, and cant wait to get started quitting my day job"
 
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