Happy Canada Day!

[Kiopa_Matt]

Canada is America's nicest suburb.

Yep. That's why you guys keep putting our flag on your clothes and luggage when you travel out of country.

 

[Kiopa_Matt]

I have friends in Canada.

They always say " What up aye!"

Fucking aye.

Just wait until you go to Newfoundland, and they make you take a shot of tequila and kiss a dead fish. That's when things get really weird.

Oh, and you have to eat something too. I can't remember what it was, but it wasn't very good.