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shindig

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I had surgery yesterday to remove a baseball sized pilonidal cyst on my tailbone/butt. It's caused from being hairy and sitting too much(too much coding).

This is the surgery (excision) I had, but not my ass:
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Another person, same surgery:
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The grossest part is packing/unpacking the wound twice a day...you have to take a q-tip and a big gauze pad the size of a paper towel, and push it deep into the hole to keep everything open.

And of course the surgeon was super hot, as if it wasn't embarrassing enough having someone spread my cheeks and get up close and personal. lol

Random fact about pilonidal cyst is in WWII 80,000 soldiers were treated for them from riding in jeeps on rough roads.
 


This is the packing I pulled out this morning and had to get my gf to push a fresh one in:

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Have to unpack/pack twice a day for a week, then once a day for a couple months.


Before having the surgery it was leaking blood and puss and staining all my clothes. The cyst actually sprouts multiple cysts that make their way to the surface of your skin and grow a head like a cyst, but they're just a small piece of the big one. Kinda like a potato sprouting from multiple places.

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So you are too lazy to shave and/or shower regularly, then ask your gf to take care of your disgusting mess of a body, but good forbid marrying her, it's your assets not hers!
 
notwayne said:
So you are too lazy to shave and/or shower regularly, then ask your gf to take care of your disgusting mess of a body, but good forbid marrying her, it's your assets not hers!
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Read the OP faggot, it has nothing to do with hygiene. Also they said it was very common, I guess nobody likes to talk about it so you never hear about it, but my gf's brother had one too.
 
shindig said:
Read the OP faggot, it has nothing to do with hygiene. Also they said it was very common, I guess nobody likes to talk about it so you never hear about it, but my gf's brother had one too.
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Read the OP faggot, it does have to do with hygiene.

It's caused from being hairy and sitting too much(too much coding
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His (lack of)grooming hygiene.
 
csnreyes said:
Read the OP faggot, it does have to do with hygiene.



His (lack of)grooming hygiene.
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Yeah it happens to girls who don't have hair as well. I'm sure everyone with hair on their lower back constantly waxes it..... :1bluewinky: Especially before ever hearing about it or it's cause until it happens.
 
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