Guilty pleasure movies you'd never admit to watching

Forgot about Last Action Hero...I love that one. I don't think there's a Schwartzenegger movie I don't like.
 


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Would watch these all the time growing up....


(JCVD Accent) "There's never enough time"


"Enough time for what?"


(JCVD Accent) "To satisfy a woman..."

Lulz....


EDIT: I didn't fully read thread title...I would totally admit to watching commando. That movie is perfect. Especially the secret room of the gunstore with rocket launchers and shit.
 
I'll second timecop.

5th element I watch without feeling guilty. Also, the entire Resident Evil quadrology (it's up to 4 now isn't it?).

Roadhouse however, WTF.. Patrick Swayze isn't believable as a tough guy at all. I couldn't watch the movie.
 
Okay- so not movies- but:

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The Gilmore Girls.

Phenomenally well-written, especially if you are into trivia and ridiculous loads of pop culture references.

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Parking Wars... as long as I'm not actually IN Philadelphia while watching.
 
Karate Kid
Toy Soldiers
Stand by me
Goonies
born in East LA
Nice Dreams
boyz in the hood
 
Totally rewatching TimeCop. And next up is Spy Monkey fo sho. That karate pic got me
 
Karate Kid
Stand by me
boyz in the hood

I think some of you are missing the point of the OP's post. Boyz 'N Da Hood, Stand By Me are beloved classics, everyone likes them.

For me, anyway, these secret favs would send the house falling down and my reputation in the toilet if any of my friends found about me secretly liking them. Now all you guys gotta do is find my friends for some good blackmail:

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Weird Science ftw

I can pretty much recite the dialogue while the movie plays.

Hubby and I use a quote from this movie at least once a week. Like if one of us are like WTF??? about something We'll say "A missile! (in a voice of an angry mouse) There's a missile in my house Gary!"
 
I'm sitting here watching Road House...

haven't seen the movie but these still cracked me up.

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I somehow manage to work in the following movies every year just so I can watch clips of them five times in a row:

Twilight
School of Rock
Forrest Gump
Princess Bride
Lord of the Rings
Last of the Mohicans

Other guilty pleasures:

Steel Magnolias
Les Miserables
Ever After
Willow
Troop Beverly Hills

My sister and I are such dorks we have random lines that we'll throw out from the movies in the most random places. There is a story once of a Taboo game with friends we totally owned because we could do things like:

She says...Lt. Dan! I say....Ice Cream!
She says...This way, to the....! I say....Lake!

and so on while everyone else sat around in shock. As it is, my four-year-old busted out with "Let's go this way! To the lake!" in the middle of the Wal-mart parking lot a few weeks ago.

I bring my dorkiness with movie quotes to the classroom, too. I baffle kids with random ones like, "You're killin' me, Smalls!", "Hey you guuuuuuuuuuuuuys!" in a deep almost monster-like voice, and "My colors are blush and bashful - one is much deeper than the other."

Random movie quotes FTW.
 
Oprah winfrey show everyday at 4pm, oh snap kill me now!

(gotta admit, her show is quality content & 100% real- oh snap kill me again!!)