You may have heard the phrase, The enemy of my enemy is my friend... that does not apply here. If you were actually retarded enough to register just so you could whine about it here, then you're still a fucktard.
Seriously though, if you say some stupid shit like "I'm gona love it here.", and how this is like the best forum... why the fuck didn't you come here to begin with? What makes you think folks round here really want to add WarriorFuckup and DigitalPunks rejects to this collective?
Simply put, you're gona get raped, so why bother? Though we do enjoy a good laugh every once in a while. IF you see some gay butt lovin, it's not a virus, we did not hack your computer, aliens are not out to skull fuck you, there's no need to reboot your machine in a hurry. Just sit back and enjoy it, might even give you that nostolgic feeling of when you sat on daddy's lap back in high school.
And don't fucking abuse the tits icon, or I will curse you and your children to the point that the best tits you'll ever get your hands on will be no better than what your mom had:
I'd tell you to go off yourself, or some other childish thing... but you'd probably fuck that up too. You might even cut yourself a new cunt:
In which case, go fuck yourself.
As for the rest of you, sorry to pop your eyes so far back into your skull that you look like some shit out of event horizon. I'll make it up to you (yes I know, it won't fully recover you from the horrors):
Seriously though, if you say some stupid shit like "I'm gona love it here.", and how this is like the best forum... why the fuck didn't you come here to begin with? What makes you think folks round here really want to add WarriorFuckup and DigitalPunks rejects to this collective?
Simply put, you're gona get raped, so why bother? Though we do enjoy a good laugh every once in a while. IF you see some gay butt lovin, it's not a virus, we did not hack your computer, aliens are not out to skull fuck you, there's no need to reboot your machine in a hurry. Just sit back and enjoy it, might even give you that nostolgic feeling of when you sat on daddy's lap back in high school.
And don't fucking abuse the tits icon, or I will curse you and your children to the point that the best tits you'll ever get your hands on will be no better than what your mom had:
I'd tell you to go off yourself, or some other childish thing... but you'd probably fuck that up too. You might even cut yourself a new cunt:
In which case, go fuck yourself.
As for the rest of you, sorry to pop your eyes so far back into your skull that you look like some shit out of event horizon. I'll make it up to you (yes I know, it won't fully recover you from the horrors):
