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FT.com / Companies / Technology - Google bonus is smartphone not cashGoogle on Tuesday began handing out mobile smartphones rather than cash as a year-end present to its staff, in a move that reflects an effort by the company to pare the cost of its lavish employee perks.
The internet search group is to give most of its 20,100 employees around the world the G1, the first handset to be powered by Google’s new mobile operating system, known as Android.
News of the handout came in an internal memo that first appeared on Valleywag, a blog, and was later confirmed by the company.
In past years Google has given all of its employees a year-end cash present, which one person close to the company put at about $1,000. The company also hands out performance-related bonuses in the form of restricted stock and cash and these would be paid as normal early next year, the person close to Google said.
Trimming back perks when times get tough can have a disproportionately big impact on morale, as other wealthy technology companies have found in the past and Google’s founders have themselves warned.