Google’s New Self-Driving Car Unvieled - Ditches the Steering Wheel

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Last post in this thread for me (omg how can Anyone look forward to this is BEYOND Me). So I'm Not a Coder, Not a techie, But I am a Driver. I'm a real fucking driver - I understand it on a level most people could never comprehend and I have to say imo: its DECADES before these bots can drive on public roads. Maybe longer...

Private roads, bot lanes only - yeah maybe soon.

PS: fuck Google ;)
 
They missed the most obvious potential for this tech: a car that's just the back part of a limo (no driver compartment up front): self driving personal limo.

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  • Has a fold out bed that connects the two opposing bench seats.
  • Lay down and watch TV or sleep on the way to work during the day
  • Setup a fold out desk and work on the road during the day while you road trip to a new city, could sleep in it if you want instead of getting a hotel.
  • Turn it into the booze cruise on wheels at night. Bitches can't resist a limo (even a self driving one).
When they get this shit right it's a game changer and it's only a matter of time. I don't get why people think of it in all-or-nothing terms: there will always be manual drive vehicles until the end of time. This is just a new alternative.
 
Is there much demand for this? If I'm in a car, why wouldn't I want to drive it? Perhaps to read a book or do work I guess but my hunch is my eyes would be on the road because I don't trust that thing.

Think of all the senior citizens that have to stop driving at a certain age because of vision problems, reflex time, etc. With these, granny can get in her car, push a button, and go to the market or your house to bake some cookies. Then when she starts to wear on you, put her back in the car and push a button to drive her home.
 
Some good one-liners from a popular conspiracy site:




Wait until you tell it, take me to the grocery store, and it says

"im sorry Dave, FEMA has reported food shortages, that destination is not available, where else would you like to go?"




wait until it just sits there on the highway after given some order from some mothership somewhere while you bake in the sun




Yeah, no f'ing way am I ever going to buy a car that lacks a manual steering wheel, gas, and brake. Who the hell trusts Google to drive them around, and what if you want (or need) to go "off-road?"

There will be no off-roading, Agenda 21.




Power locks I'm sure, cams and sensors I'm sure, pure fucking evil right here.




"Gun shop please" ERROR COMPUTER SAYS NO




Car! "Go to (So and so address)
"We've noticed that you're a month late on a bill you owe, please pay this bill. You have just received 2 pegs on your license. You must contact the DMV to make an appointment so that you may pay your tickets before riding in this vehicle. Have a nice day."




What I need to know is this:

Will these new robot Google Taxis be able to turn us on to hookers and/or some sweet-leafed reefer in the middle of the night?


No, work and walmart. That is all.





More like,

"Jeeves, drive my drunk ass and this fine bitch home"

"Sir, the sensors indicate a .177 BAC, meaning you will not be sober by work time. This is strike three, next stop internment camp. And no fornicating."

"Sir, to ensure compliance a sleeping agent has been released"

"Jeeves, yer a dick"




"It seems that you haven't paid your taxes this year, Michael. Re-routing to the IRS detainment center. Please relax and do not attempt to exit the vehicle."




This is great for Asians and women, especially Asian women. But there's no fucking way I'd let Google literally box me in anything and give it control.




Eh, Googles just advancing evolution a bit. See who's dumb enough to volunteer for this shit
 
They missed the most obvious potential for this tech: a car that's just the back part of a limo (no driver compartment up front): self driving personal limo.

3W2NO11.jpg


  • Has a fold out bed that connects the two opposing bench seats.
  • Lay down and watch TV or sleep on the way to work during the day
  • Setup a fold out desk and work on the road during the day while you road trip to a new city, could sleep in it if you want instead of getting a hotel.
  • Turn it into the booze cruise on wheels at night. Bitches can't resist a limo (even a self driving one).
When they get this shit right it's a game changer and it's only a matter of time. I don't get why people think of it in all-or-nothing terms: there will always be manual drive vehicles until the end of time. This is just a new alternative.

yo, that self driving limo is in the sky!
 
The Mac version will only follow pre-approved paths through city streets and will cost twice as much.
Don't forget, when it breaks down you can't take it to a local mechanic either... You have to send it back to Cupertino!

Oh, and instead of two buttons, one to start it and the other to stop it, you have to use just one button for both purposes, pushing it multiple times really quickly when you want to stop it... :smokin:
 
Uber could adapt. If they invest in these at the right time they could flood out all the car rentals and taxis in their target areas, in fact.




This has me thinking about Zipcars. (Car Sharing, an alternative to car rental and car ownership) I'd say this is the most desirable format for these autonomous vehicles, just sitting in parking spaces all over town ready to drive to you like taxis do today when you need them.

Taking that to the next level, we could set each car up as a DAC (Distributed Autonomous Corporation) that has its' own bank account (bitcoin wallet) and never needs a thing from any human to keep on humming along by itself... We could buy shares in ownership of that car's DAC, and make a profit from its' operation while it goes about being a taxi for anyone anywhere 24/7/365, including taking itself in for gas and maintenance, paying for them itself with bitcoin, without anyone's approval, ever.

If that car is successful, and makes enough profit, it could theoretically "give birth" to it's own workforce inside the DAC by buying more cars and taking a cut of their action. (Which pays shareholders more, of course.) Any cars that do poorly will sadly no longer be able to afford to stay in business, and will likely 'die' while the most successful cars have 'offspring.' Boom; natural selection will make these cars better and better a their jobs over time!

This idea was Google employee Mike Hearn's first thought when he realized bitcoin was programmable money. He's now on the bitcoin Dev team and is writing software for robots/drones to use their own bank accounts.

It'll likely go to quadcopter-based drones first for use as couriers before it goes to cars.



That's awesome. Another great income stream for the owner/owners of these cars.




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I'm pretty sure you are refuting yourself here.

Privacy-conscious folks are trusting browsers LESS as time goes by, and with bitcoin we won't need to trust them at all soon. So if it's safe to assume that some people will want to have a private life that google doesn't drive them around to and be able to drive places that googlecars can't navigate, then clearly there will always be a market for driven/driveable cars.

What the fuck are you smoking on

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When Google unleashes a fleet of these with Uber, the gov't will be able to "Michael Hastings" a lot of targets.

1. Target requests an Über ride.
2. Driverless car appears.
3. Target enters car
4. Windows and doors lock.
5. Car drives into pole or wall.
6. ??

Sorry, I can't take that ride.

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