You aren't a Dick. Because a dickless moron can't have a dick at all.
Ad Hominum is a good way to begin an argument. It strengthens your position.
Sorry, you didn't answer any of my questions. What is the evidence that points to the phenomena as a problem? I didn't every deny GW. I didn't even give you my position on whether it's happening or not. I didn't deny any evidence. My issue is with your moral indignation about the issue. Everyone tells me it's happening. My question is why should I care?
I shall proceed with the rest of your arguments. I will break them into their full, discreet components, and not reduce them as you did mine to elements that
Unless... We've made it (gasp!) WORSE!
I do claim to believe in both AGW & Evolution, and the two are clearly not at opposition.
Perhaps if you read my argument you would see that I never said that a belief in GW and evolution are in opposition. What I said is that being morally indignant is incongruous because the process of evolution is amoral and the process of climate change whether human created or not is amoral.
As I will assume you are a person who believes in a
Godless evolution, you will need to come up with a thesis about where morality comes from and give me some first principles about why I should care about this stuff. From the perspective you've decided to take, that'll be pretty hard unless you aren't a systematic thinker in which case your arguments don't need to be derived from first principles and can be a set of stuff you feel rather than think. If that's the case, we're right back to the part where I say I don't care about your opinion about things if all you can espouse are emotional poop about why you believe things matter.
Only a tiny brain like yours would make that conclusion.
Ok... that's a nicely packaged piece of unimportance.
The
facts are right here. It even uses small words so people like you can understand the facts.
All that stuff you've ever heard in opposition to these facts are OPINION and PROPOGANDA, all unsupported by the facts.
Again, why should I care if the world is getting a little warmer? I congratulate you on finding facts on the internet as well. That's a pretty neat accomplishment. I hope that you own that site and are just using WF to drive traffic to it. That would be awesome.
Alas, you aren't explaining why I should care. Just telling me that the world is warming is not telling me why it's important.
Unless... We've made it (gasp!) WORSE!
We probably haven't. But even if we have, why should I care?
(Regarding animal extinction)...Except the fact that we like to eat animals... That part kinda sucks.
(There is a food web at play, It's not like heat will kill the cows directly.)
-Oh, and make drugs out of discoveries we find in new animals. Hate to run out of those. Can't cure new diseases then!
The simple fact here is that Genetic Diversity matters and we run out of it at a rate of something like 217,000 species a year at our present (but climbing) rate.
Man, I thought I'd adequately explained evolution with big words like speciation. Apparently I need to explain it again. You see, when some animals go extinct, it doesn't mean that all animals cease to exist. But nice try. Also, cows are probably not going to go extinct as a result of global warming.
Oh, and let me introduce you to the reality of extinction. I'm so glad that scientists even a majority of them, so rarely get things wrong.
A Third of ‘Extinct’ Mammals May Still Be Alive | Wired Science | Wired.com.
What a shortsighted thought! Technology, like, oh, say, facebook? Yeah, that's making us MUCH smarter, fucktard!
Hmm, I think that's what we call a Red Herring. Obviously I mean things more like wheel chairs, artificial hearts and limbs, medicine that allows us to overcome diseases, operations that get rid of faulty organs and skin cancer, gene therapy, an understanding of germ theory, the ability to escape gravity and fly to the moon, and more. But yeah, Facebook is a pretty good invention too.
YES, for the billion-o-jillioneth time, Global Warming IS VERY WELL DOCUMENTED TO SHOW that it makes colder winters.
JEEZ when are you little-brains going to catch up??
It's in the report here. Seriously, lots of pictures. Small words. 13 or so pages. All your stupidity (on this matter at least) gone.
No doubt that period of warming are documented. If you want to call the earth's getting warmer a well documented happening, then good for you. Going outside and reading a thermometer, declaring that this week is a hundredth of a degree hotter than the same time last year is pretty uninteresting though.
Let's talk about the last time that there was nice strong consensus by the world's scientists for some interesting, global climate anomally. The year was 1970 something. And the world was filled with bored ex-hippies who had just barely earned their college degrees.
The belief of these hippies was that the world was not harmonious. We needed to smoke more weed, and feel the pulse of the ground beneath our feet. They proved their intelligence by writing meaningless poetry about how they went places, books about drugs, and they sang songs about how people need to drink coke. The world was interesting back then. Lo and behold, just as hippies are beginning to do science research, declarations come out about how humans aren't living harmoniously with the world. They organize their students to protest and tell the world that if nothing changes, an ice age will come. Food will be scarce.
Another Ice Age? - TIME
Time progresses. In the 80s they turn to oil and start calling oil companies big bad names. They start a movement to demonize oil people claiming that oil would run out by... like a long time ago. In 1979 Jimmy Carter even declared that oil wells were running dry (he was wrong). They made up idiotic stories about how companies like GM were destroying electric cars which makes no sense. But since there was a documentary about it, people think it's true.
Global cooling never really caught on. Then suddenly, in like 1995, the tune changes and the same former hippies are telling me that they had lied about the whole cooling thing and that global warming was now the new thing.
They pushed that for a few years, and everyone jumped on board. Then a lot of the science started to get criticized by other smart scientists, and they changed their tune again. Now it's called climate change. Now climate change is something we can all agree on because... well... the climate changes from time to time.
The same former hippies are pushing the theory down my throat, and they are telling me that I need to care about the harmony of nature because the same idiotic BS they believed in the 60s is what they pretended to prove with science.
These scientists have been constantly wrong about most of this stuff. Their models are brand new, inexact, and unscientific. They are more interested in producing crisis than doing science. All of their studies presuppose that there is a problem caused by global warming. Birds don't poop as much. Why? Because of global warming. We know they are correlated because birds stopped pooping as much 10 years ago which is the same time that we made up this theory about global warming. Man, false correlations areso not a thing I care to be duped into caring about.
And so once again, I present to you Man Bear Pig.
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