Getting sick of all of these SEO courses

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I don't know about the rest of you but I am seriously getting sick of all of these SEO courses and conventions. The market is becoming so saturated and it seems like every SEO and there mother is putting on a course.

I do not need to pay an arm and a leg to have someone tell me what I already know!!
 


ok lets start doing that.. Lets start a lets teach you how to start your own "learn SEO convention" ... Not about SEO but about HOW to make these conventions and training courses.... Yack yack!!
 
Fuck its so funny that you should say something like this, I just finished writing a basic SEO article on the meaning of "Content Is King" I wrote it on one of my blogs where I get SUPER newbies, yes I'm starting to label people as SUPER newbies now.

You would be surprized about how many people online still have no clue what SEO even means or the benefits of it, I mean shit its not all that hard to learn the basics, I for one am no SEO expert but I do now how to get ranked fairly good for some keywords.

Yes the market is oversaturated but with what I've been seeing lately people still don't know fuck all.
 
LOL

Seriously I am thinking of doing a blog about this. Lets start a SEO training boycott!!! Thanks SEO training course creators for saturating our market!!! way to go!! What happens when you saturate a market? People pay less because they can get this service anywhere (although some SEOs are much better then others... how do hiring managers or companies truly know this?). I think they are really doing a DIS service to the community.

Who is joining me? When shoemoney got banned from mybloglog everyone jumped at the opportunity to help their friend out but who stands up for the SEO, Blogger, internet marketer or SMO who is NOT famous? Check out my post here to see my POV.

The rich keep getting richer don't they? I really wonder how they choose some of these speakers as well. I know that they are picked upon "who" you know but just because you are friends with the CONVENTION creators does not mean you should invite them as a speaker.
 
SEO Guide:

(1) Never EVER use repeated keywords on your pages. Despite what you've learned in the past, google hates seeing the same word(s) over and over on a webpage. Google considers this SPAM. Never repeat keywords.

(2) Google will actually punish you in the SERPs for having TOO MANY backlinks. You must find the right amount of links to balance out your website. This varies by site.

(3) If a site that is a PR 10 gives you a link, this will push your pagerank into negative numbers because of the y2k virus. Never accept links from a PR 10 website under any circumstances. Trust me.

(4) Sometimes google will ban your site for being too awesome. Never allow your website to become too great. For example, don't write original content. This will hurt you in the long run. Google frowns upon original content. Always steal your content from other sources, especially Wikipedia. Google LOVES Wikipedia.

(5) Practice safe SEO. Always wear a condom, especially when working with a new site for the first time. You never know where that site has been.
 
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SEO Guide:

(1) Never EVER use repeated keywords on your pages. Despite what you've learned in the past, google hates seeing the same word(s) over and over on a webpage. Google considers this SPAM. Never repeat keywords.

(2) Google will actually punish you in the SERPs for having TOO MANY backlinks. You must find the right amount of links to balance out your website. This varies by site.

(3) If a site that is a PR 10 gives you a link, this will push your pagerank into negative numbers because of the y2k virus. Never accept links from a PR 10 website under any circumstances. Trust me.

(4) Sometimes google will ban your site for being too awesome. Never allow your website to become too great. For example, don't write original content. This will hurt you in the long run. Google frowns upon original content. Always steal your content from other sources, especially Wikipedia. Google LOVES Wikipedia.

(5) Practice safe SEO. Always wear a condom, especially when working with a new site for the first time. You never know where that site has been.

Dude I thought you were being serious for a second, I was about to say what the FUCK are you talking about haha.

Then I made it to the bottom and just had to laugh and applaude your description, you should sell it to newbies and make millions, try Warrior Forums I hear they'll buy anything.
 
Dude, thanks for the chuckle. I needed it. I loved #4

SEO Guide:

(1) Never EVER use repeated keywords on your pages. Despite what you've learned in the past, google hates seeing the same word(s) over and over on a webpage. Google considers this SPAM. Never repeat keywords.

(2) Google will actually punish you in the SERPs for having TOO MANY backlinks. You must find the right amount of links to balance out your website. This varies by site.

(3) If a site that is a PR 10 gives you a link, this will push your pagerank into negative numbers because of the y2k virus. Never accept links from a PR 10 website under any circumstances. Trust me.

(4) Sometimes google will ban your site for being too awesome. Never allow your website to become too great. For example, don't write original content. This will hurt you in the long run. Google frowns upon original content. Always steal your content from other sources, especially Wikipedia. Google LOVES Wikipedia.

(5) Practice safe SEO. Always wear a condom, especially when working with a new site for the first time. You never know where that site has been.
 
SEO Guide:

(1) Never EVER use repeated keywords on your pages. Despite what you've learned in the past, google hates seeing the same word(s) over and over on a webpage. Google considers this SPAM. Never repeat keywords.

(2) Google will actually punish you in the SERPs for having TOO MANY backlinks. You must find the right amount of links to balance out your website. This varies by site.

(3) If a site that is a PR 10 gives you a link, this will push your pagerank into negative numbers because of the y2k virus. Never accept links from a PR 10 website under any circumstances. Trust me.

(4) Sometimes google will ban your site for being too awesome. Never allow your website to become too great. For example, don't write original content. This will hurt you in the long run. Google frowns upon original content. Always steal your content from other sources, especially Wikipedia. Google LOVES Wikipedia.

(5) Practice safe SEO. Always wear a condom, especially when working with a new site for the first time. You never know where that site has been.

LOL cool guide bro!!! Should be added to my reasons why SEOs suck and why they are Awsome list.
 
SEO Guide:

(1) Never EVER use repeated keywords on your pages. Despite what you've learned in the past, google hates seeing the same word(s) over and over on a webpage. Google considers this SPAM. Never repeat keywords.

(2) Google will actually punish you in the SERPs for having TOO MANY backlinks. You must find the right amount of links to balance out your website. This varies by site.

(3) If a site that is a PR 10 gives you a link, this will push your pagerank into negative numbers because of the y2k virus. Never accept links from a PR 10 website under any circumstances. Trust me.

(4) Sometimes google will ban your site for being too awesome. Never allow your website to become too great. For example, don't write original content. This will hurt you in the long run. Google frowns upon original content. Always steal your content from other sources, especially Wikipedia. Google LOVES Wikipedia.

(5) Practice safe SEO. Always wear a condom, especially when working with a new site for the first time. You never know where that site has been.

lovin` your guide :Yahoo_29: :anon.sml: :rasta:
 
I don't know about the rest of you but I am seriously getting sick of all of these SEO courses and conventions. The market is becoming so saturated and it seems like every SEO and there mother is putting on a course.

I do not need to pay an arm and a leg to have someone tell me what I already know!!


Joe didnt you request a interview with each of the elite retreat staff? Just seems weird since you hate these conferences so much.
Date: January 30, 2007 6:46:35 PM CST
To: <jeremy@shoemoney.com>
Subject: Interview for elite retreat

Hey Jeremy,



I’m Joe Whyte. You did an interview with me for my blog at blog.lunarpages.com and I meet you at affiliate summit and asked some question’s on web hosting affiliates. I wanted to do an interview with you about your elite retreat and see if I can help generate some sales for you guys. I don’t need anything back but I will be interviewing all speakers and posting that on blog.lunarpages.com.



I had no idea Neil Patel lived around my area so me and him meet up for lunch today and he said he would be willing to do an interview with me about elite retreat so I am just emailing all the speakers this week making sure they have some time to talk about it and help generate some hype.



I am pretty sure you are really swamped but just wanted to see if you where interested.



Cheers,



Joe Whyte
SEO/SEM Lunarpages.com
 
SEO Guide:

(1) Never EVER use repeated keywords on your pages. Despite what you've learned in the past, google hates seeing the same word(s) over and over on a webpage. Google considers this SPAM. Never repeat keywords.

(2) Google will actually punish you in the SERPs for having TOO MANY backlinks. You must find the right amount of links to balance out your website. This varies by site.

(3) If a site that is a PR 10 gives you a link, this will push your pagerank into negative numbers..... Never accept links from a PR 10 website under any circumstances. Trust me.

(4) Sometimes google will ban your site for being too awesome. Never allow your website to become too great.
I actually seen some people say a few things like this. Recently. Crazy.
 
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