Getting rid of my fleshlight for one of these.

Dude I went to the warehouse where they make these in san marcos, CA. It's a warehouse right by the university lmao. They let me and my friends touch a boob they had on display. Quite funny. I got hard. I came.
 


Someday when I get all settled down and married, I want Real Doll replicas of myself and the future husband.

How awesome would it be to invite people over, wait for them to knock, then yell, "Come in" and hide while the real dolls are dressed and waiting for them in the living room? Or to put them on the porch at Halloween? Or to consult with "the other me" when salesmen come to the door? The possibilities are endless. I realize it might take a very special sort of man to appreciate the humor in this.
 
I'm thinking might be good for the Jehova Witnesses, too. I usually look/stare like a dummy without changing facial expression as they start flapping their gums.
 
Those things are several thousand dollars... that's a lot of escort scratch if you're that desperate.

Lotion: $2
 
Someday when I get all settled down and married, I want Real Doll replicas of myself and the future husband.

How awesome would it be to invite people over, wait for them to knock, then yell, "Come in" and hide while the real dolls are dressed and waiting for them in the living room? Or to put them on the porch at Halloween? Or to consult with "the other me" when salesmen come to the door? The possibilities are endless. I realize it might take a very special sort of man to appreciate the humor in this.

Don't forget the foursomes you could have without having to worry about the weird emotional implications... O_o
 
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A great movie.. River's Edge. Here is Dennis Hopper aka "Feck" with his doll.
If he can do it and be cool, it's gotta be acceptable.
 
The guy at the beginning of the video still lives at home with his parents, and he paid that much for a sex doll. Maybe he'd get laid if he moved out of his parents house rather than screwing lil dolls... I hate people...
 
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"can i get 3 anal entries?" "just give me anal, that's all i need"