Gabriela Isler, Miss Venezuela is Miss Universe 2013

Kate Upton:
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The most flat assed, pancaked tits, misshapen, "swimsuit model" ever known. She's completely devoid of a figure. I just do not get what is appealing about this chick at all...

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The most flat assed, pancaked tits, misshapen, "swimsuit model" ever known. She's completely devoid of a figure. I just do not get what is appealing about this chick at all...

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[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOQ_XBDv1XU]10 hours of `Kate Upton Bouncing Boobs` - YouTube[/ame]
 
Kate Upton = Poor mans version of Anna Nicole Smith

Chick has no real beauty and isn't hot by any stretch of the imagination.

People think she is hot because she is on the front of magazines.

"She's on the cover of SI, so I guess this is what i'm supposed to like..."
 
Kate Upton = Poor mans version of Anna Nicole Smith

Chick has no real beauty and isn't hot by any stretch of the imagination.

People think she is hot because she is on the front of magazines.

"She's on the cover of SI, so I guess this is what i'm supposed to like..."

How many SI cover models from the last 10 years can you name off the top of your head?
 
Girls becoming heroin and coke addicts just to stay skinny, y0h.

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If they would just lose another 5 maybe 10 pounds would smash.



[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkgpfWOioPA]So Rich, So Pretty - YouTube[/ame]

1:45 relevant to thread (Mickey fucking Avalon)

EDIT: Michelle Obama just told me to shoot hoops, and play basketball when I started up that video. WTF did she think I was black?


EDIT2: For those that google doesnt think is black this was video the ad was taken from
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDv3lYmDbU8"]NBA FIT / Let's Move! PSA feat. First Lady Michelle Obama - YouTube[/ame]
 
Teeth to big, fingers to long and built like a racing snake. Wouldn't bang for free beer and cocaine.