LOL!
On a related story, My first date with my husband we were at a restaurant outside and you know first dates are kind of awkward anyway, well a random bird flying by shit on his shirt. I really tried not to laugh but it was just so funny and he was so pissed but trying to hide it, which made me tickled even more.
About a year later we were at the beach eating sandwiches and one of the seagulls shit on his sandwich. He was REALLY pissed this time and didn't even try to hide it. Luckily, I didn't feel I had to hide how tickled I was either. We still laugh about the strange vendetta birds have against him.